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Sugar Tits and Other Amusements

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Accidentally deleted it, but this started when Liara called Korinar "Sugartits" and Prikka was impressed.

5/3 21:21:59.825 Binbi says: Okay then, "Mr. Sugar T-oh?"
5/3 21:22:10.481 Binbi looks back over her shoulder to her kinswoman.
5/3 21:22:12.117 Korinar says: I didn't say that--
5/3 21:22:14.621 Korinar covers his face with his palm.
5/3 21:22:16.659 Prikka looks up wide-eyed. "Ma'am?"
5/3 21:22:40.902 Binbi says: Right then!
5/3 21:22:45.643 Binbi says: Sugar! Down here!
5/3 21:22:51.687 Liarã leans her head on Korinar's shoulder with a grin, giving him a half hug, "Don't say I never did anything for you."
5/3 21:23:09.483 Binbi snaps her fingers up at the man to get his attention.
5/3 21:23:13.991 Korinar blinks at Binbi.
5/3 21:23:20.266 Korinar glares towards Liara then looks back down.
5/3 21:23:21.035 Prikka says: You heard the lady. Bend over.
5/3 21:23:21.502 Korinar says: What?
5/3 21:23:24.841 Korinar says: WHAT.
5/3 21:23:27.112 Korinar looks at you.
5/3 21:23:27.379 Maesaeloria covers her face with her palm.
5/3 21:23:28.916 Binbi says: Off with the cowl, let me see that nose.
5/3 21:23:31.153 Prikka says: Grab your ankles!
5/3 21:23:44.688 Korinar says: I'm not grabbing -anything- and certainly not bending over.
5/3 21:23:55.011 Prikka shrugs. "Your loss."
5/3 21:23:55.312 Binbi says: Kneel then, if you're gonna.
5/3 21:24:14.678 Liarã grins wickedly at Korinar.
5/3 21:24:16.348 Prikka says: You know, I'm starting to think he doesn't have one.
5/3 21:24:16.681 Binbi arches a brow up at the taller figure.
5/3 21:24:31.241 Binbi says: Hard to tell with that hood.
5/3 21:24:46.134 Binbi says: Or those pants, depending on what you're talking about.
5/3 21:24:49.873 Liarã says: I don't think she's referring to the nose...or maybe she is...hard to say.
5/3 21:24:50.775 Korinar angrily shoves down his hood behind him, pointing at his nose and nearly stomping his feet.
5/3 21:24:55.951 Korinar says: Nose! NOOOSSEEE.
5/3 21:24:58.722 Binbi rolls her shoulders noncomittally.
5/3 21:25:02.862 Prikka says: I think that's it. He lost it to the Kalimdor Pox-- oh there it is.
5/3 21:25:28.868 Binbi says: Right on. Nose.
5/3 21:25:39.593 Liarã says: See, isn't it lovely? I do wish he'd uncover his pretty face more.
5/3 21:25:44.399 Binbi touches her own in a "Bingo!" gesture.
5/3 21:25:46.470 Coehen says: Fix it already. Th' suspense is killin' me!
5/3 21:26:02.063 Prikka mutters into her sleeve, "Confirmed subject has nose. Proceeding."
5/3 21:26:09.275 Binbi says: Now, kneel down and let me take a look at that thing, will ya?
5/3 21:26:22.733 Binbi says: Sugar? Down here.
5/3 21:26:35.013 Binbi snaps her fingers again.
5/3 21:26:42.938 Korinar says: ...
5/3 21:26:54.213 Korinar says: Liara you owe me.
5/3 21:26:58.425 Korinar kneels down.
5/3 21:26:59.828 Liarã says: Why?
5/3 21:27:04.402 Korinar says: I do think my nose is fine.
5/3 21:27:06.305 Liarã says: I'm only trying to help.
5/3 21:27:06.972 Korinar clears his throat.
5/3 21:27:11.012 Korinar glares angrily at Liarã.
5/3 21:27:13.376 Korinar says: Don't try helping.
5/3 21:27:15.683 Korinar says: Because it makes it worse.
5/3 21:27:23.831 Binbi says: Lower that doo-rag of yours a sec.
5/3 21:27:39.460 Prikka mutters again, "Subject is reticent to accept assistance."
5/3 21:27:53.920 Korinar says: Uh, its stays.
5/3 21:28:38.491 Liarã tugs on Korinar's hair, "You could use a trim it looks like..."
5/3 21:28:42.965 Binbi says: Then, lower it down to the nose-al area.
5/3 21:28:49.946 Prikka murmurs, "Subject appears to have deeply-ingrained fear of Gnomish Priestesses. Childhood trauma? Send number seventeen to investigate."
5/3 21:29:02.332 Korinar says: ....
5/3 21:29:04.236 Korinar says: Send what.
5/3 21:29:07.340 Korinar looks at you.
5/3 21:29:27.242 Prikka drops her arm. "What? OH! Ah, a nice card! Yes. A card."
5/3 21:29:28.244 Binbi says: You don't WANT number seventeen.
5/3 21:29:38.126 Prikka smiles brilliantly.
5/3 21:29:40.866 Liarã says: Is that a new sexual position?
5/3 21:29:41.534 Binbi says: Card seventeen.
5/3 21:29:50.081 Binbi says: Nose?
5/3 21:29:58.163 Korinar says: CAn't you see my nose?
5/3 21:30:01.935 Korinar says: Clearly I'm alright and well.
5/3 21:30:11.283 Prikka says: Can I have a piggy-back ride?
5/3 21:30:18.428 Prikka says: As long as you're down here.
5/3 21:30:27.994 Binbi says: Mmm....
5/3 21:30:41.593 Liarã looks down at Prikka and grins, "Oh, wouldn't that be the cutest thing."
5/3 21:31:07.423 Prikka claps. "I've always wanted to try tall! Well, not always. Since about two minutes ago."
5/3 21:31:31.204 Korinar says: I do'nt think I can handle the weight of a gnome.
5/3 21:31:34.006 Korinar says: I'm quite fragile.
5/3 21:31:56.440 Binbi says: Mmmmm....
5/3 21:32:05.055 Prikka says: Yes, you're probably right. I'm amazed you can hold up your own head with those frail bones.
5/3 21:32:05.961 Binbi says: Can you feel this?
5/3 21:32:26.327 Binbi reaches out and flicks the man's nose with her fingers.
5/3 21:32:31.567 Korinar says: HEY. Ow!
5/3 21:32:41.090 Liarã says: He's a delicate little flower. A beautiful little daisy, petals spreading up towards the sunlight!
5/3 21:32:41.423 Korinar says: Yes I can feel that!
5/3 21:32:41.724 Binbi says: YOU'RE CURED!
5/3 21:32:44.711 Binbi says: MIRACLE.
5/3 21:32:47.500 You cheer!
5/3 21:32:56.017 Liarã gently pats Korinar.
5/3 21:32:58.419 Korinar stumblds to his feet, rubbing his nose carefully."Gnomes."
5/3 21:32:59.086 Prikka says: I believe in the power of Jane!
5/3 21:33:06.466 You cheer!
5/3 21:33:29.807 Binbi grins triumphantly and nods to her companions.
5/3 21:33:46.767 Liarã says: Well done! I think he even looks better than before.
5/3 21:33:48.070 Prikka says: That was good. I usually cure noses with a good kick to the rear.
5/3 21:33:54.075 Binbi says: You better believe it!
5/3 21:34:09.773 Binbi says: Hey, Prikka, also a valid procedure.
5/3 21:34:16.650 Korinar rubs his back, clearing his throat."My arse has had enough rear kicking."
5/3 21:34:20.327 Prikka nods firmly. "Works every time."
5/3 21:34:28.741 Liarã smirks slyly at Korinar.
5/3 21:34:29.109 Binbi says: Works especially well on whiners and no-good-niks.
5/3 21:34:54.317 Prikka says: Oh, yes. Especially ones too weak to support a tiny little woman.
5/3 21:35:05.437 Binbi says: But hey, no nose-al damage! Good for you, Sugar!
5/3 21:35:20.829 Prikka makes two fists and extends her thumbs upward.
5/3 21:35:21.964 Binbi makes a "thumbs-up" gesture.
5/3 21:35:31.447 Liarã says: D'aw.
5/3 21:35:36.489 Liarã says: They like you.
5/3 21:35:39.294 Liarã gently pats Korinar..
5/3 21:35:55.254 Prikka says: Yes. We like you.
5/3 21:36:12.021 Prikka says: We like you so much.
5/3 21:36:15.929 Prikka says: Stay with us?
5/3 21:36:24.109 Liarã blinks.
5/3 21:36:28.150 Binbi glances sidelong at the GNome and smirks
5/3 21:36:31.321 Binbi says: Forever and ever?
5/3 21:36:31.755 Liarã says: Well now...
5/3 21:36:40.905 Liarã says: They're forward little things aren't they.
5/3 21:36:42.175 Prikka says: We can make you like us.
5/3 21:36:53.927 Prikka says: It doesn't hurt forever.
5/3 21:36:59.671 Korinar says: Foreve--
5/3 21:37:01.174 Binbi says: Just almost forever.
5/3 21:37:01.740 Korinar says: Thats uh.
5/3 21:37:04.011 Korinar says: Quite a long time.
5/3 21:37:06.314 Korinar says: Uh.
5/3 21:37:07.917 Korinar says: Rain check?
5/3 21:37:16.666 Korinar tugs on Liara's arm, pulling her in front of him.
5/3 21:37:20.105 Prikka says: It's sunny. Like us.
5/3 21:37:23.276 Prikka smiles blankly.
5/3 21:37:49.485 Binbi 's grin is just a bit more... predatory... than her companion.
5/3 21:37:50.023 Liarã slips an arm around Korinar's waist, "Sorry ladies, I do need Sugar here for help with a few things."
5/3 21:37:59.376 Binbi says: Sunny. Yeah. You'll dig it.
5/3 21:38:01.277 Prikka says: That's okay. We'll be here.
5/3 21:38:05.385 Korinar says: Thats uh.
5/3 21:38:06.221 Korinar says: Good.
5/3 21:38:08.756 Korinar says: I'll keep that in mind.
5/3 21:38:08.756 Binbi says: We're always here.
5/3 21:38:09.225 Liarã says: I'll send him over when I'm done. Might be awhile.
5/3 21:38:12.999 Prikka says: We'll wait for you.
5/3 21:38:13.332 Liarã smiles.
5/3 21:38:29.492 Prikka says: We know your scent now.
5/3 21:38:31.295 Binbi gives the man a slow nod, and a wink.
5/3 21:38:40.644 Liarã blinks.
5/3 21:38:43.616 Prikka waves slowly, still smiling.
5/3 21:38:51.562 Korinar says: ...
5/3 21:38:59.143 Korinar slowly tugs on his hood.
5/3 21:39:06.256 Korinar says: I think I left my uh.
5/3 21:39:12.635 Prikka is still waving.
5/3 21:39:14.204 Korinar says: I left the stove on.
5/3 21:39:17.240 Korinar tugs at Liara's arm.
5/3 21:39:19.276 Binbi says: Nose in your other pants.
5/3 21:39:27.324 Liarã grins at you wickedly.
5/3 21:39:27.892 Korinar says: Yes! I left my good nose in my other pants.
5/3 21:39:29.694 Korinar says: And the hair curler.
5/3 21:39:40.541 Binbi says: Bye now.
5/3 21:39:43.346 Liarã says: Pleasure meeting you both.
5/3 21:39:45.216 Korinar yells: Yeah that!
5/3 21:39:49.057 Liarã bows down graciously.
5/3 21:39:50.860 Prikka says: And you. Good night, dear.
5/3 21:40:00.369 Binbi looks between the two women, and bursts out laughing.
5/3 21:40:07.013 Prikka giggles.
5/3 21:40:12.261 Binbi yells: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
5/3 21:40:20.943 Binbi says: Ooooooooooohhhhhhh what a square!
5/3 21:40:31.627 Prikka says: He was rather stiff, wasn't he?
5/3 21:40:42.180 Binbi says: What a total square! Piss poor patient too!
5/3 21:41:04.651 Prikka says: Oh, I know! I almost just tossed a sedative at him.
5/3 21:41:09.626 Binbi laughs heartily, slapping her prayerbook against her leg.



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I hereby declare this to be The Official Thread of Chat Logs That Amuse Prikka. As requested, here is the official reaming of Jane and Prikka by Mena.

5/10 23:56:59.866 Philomene says, very very slowly and quietly, "Nash, dismissed. Silverwright, stand fast."
5/10 23:57:08.811 Jocastia nods once.
5/10 23:57:47.143 Philomene is still staring at the gnomes. "Talk," she murmurs.
5/10 23:58:11.619 Binbi nods once, and takes a half step to the side.
5/10 23:58:17.164 Binbi says: Prikka?
5/10 23:58:27.446 Prikka opens her mouth. Nothing comes out.
5/10 23:58:43.541 Binbi nods and clears her own throat.
5/10 23:58:58.668 Philomene says: Talk, or I will. And I promise you both it will not be pleasing to the ear.
5/10 23:58:59.202 Prikka frowns and tries again.
5/10 23:59:07.617 Binbi says: Prikka and I were in the Square, when we were approached by a Dwarf woman.
5/11 00:08:18.225 Binbi nods and clears her throat before speaking.
5/11 00:08:28.743 Prikka only hisses. Frustrated, she begins gesturing.
5/11 00:08:37.392 Rhanasha yells: Where are you coward!
5/11 00:08:45.072 Binbi says: Prikka and me were in the Square, when a Dwarf woman approached us.
5/11 00:08:52.817 Binbi blinks.
5/11 00:08:58.561 Binbi says: You hear that?
5/11 00:08:59.763 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Said H-I-L-D-A-V-IR.
5/11 00:09:53.238 Binbi glances at her kinswoman's gesturing and nods.
5/11 00:09:57.280 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Wanted old woman queen two.
5/11 00:10:14.474 Jocastia raises an eyebrow.
5/11 00:10:24.693 Binbi says: Asking after Jo. ANd if I may say, that shout came from the transcept. Might e worth looking into?
5/11 00:10:51.404 Prikka ignores Jane.
5/11 00:11:11.271 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Stupid. Not know her. Protect. Failed.
5/11 00:11:30.771 Binbi says: Hildavir was asking after Advisor Jo.
5/11 00:11:35.714 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Badge. metal shadow.
5/11 00:11:51.709 Philomene watches Prikka's fingers briefly.
5/11 00:11:56.749 Prikka still stares at the floor.
5/11 00:12:08.704 Binbi says: She showed us a metallic badge and claimed to represent the Darkiron contingent of the Council.
5/11 00:12:28.772 Binbi says: Made no mention of the Alliance at large, or her business. Just wanted to speak with Advisor Jo.
5/11 00:12:29.674 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Said high ones no.
5/11 00:12:41.193 [2. menachatter] Prikka: Said write. Said carry.
5/11 00:12:45.233 Philomene says: Do you understand the potential repercussions if that Inquisitor was unnecessarily harried, or even will swear so?
5/11 00:12:52.513 Philomene is still speaking totally slowly.
5/11 00:13:01.728 Binbi says: Yes, Sister-Commander Asteris.
5/11 00:13:13.815 Binbi says in a voice more serious than it usually is.
5/11 00:13:31.245 [2. menachatter] Prikka: say straight no guess yes yes
5/11 00:13:56.290 Jocastia scowls.
5/11 00:14:15.922 Philomene says: How will you provide recompense if you have indeed damaged the standing of this order?
5/11 00:14:28.209 [2. menachatter] Prikka: die
5/11 00:14:47.109 Binbi stands straight as she can and glances at Prikka's hands, looking up again and shaking her head.
5/11 00:14:57.693 Binbi says: Well, not DIE, obviously.
5/11 00:15:06.341 [2. menachatter] Prikka: die
5/11 00:15:25.441 Binbi frowns and punches her kinswoman's shoulder, albeit lightly.
5/11 00:15:26.309 [2. menachatter] Prikka: for hive
5/11 00:15:32.886 Jocastia takes a deep breath.
5/11 00:16:02.773 Binbi says: We will make any recompense Command sees fit. As is a righteous and just Command.
5/11 00:16:08.682 Philomene thunders, "You will remain at the position of attention."
5/11 00:16:17.531 Prikka 's head jerks up.
5/11 00:16:20.168 [1. solooc] Philomene: Mena: No shoulder punching
5/11 00:16:45.344 Binbi manages to stand an inch or so taller still.
5/11 00:18:07.421 Philomene murmurs, with the echo of her voice still ringing off the walls, "Now. You will keep an eye on the taskboard. Both of you will find something interesting soon."
5/11 00:18:39.841 Binbi says: As uninteresting and menial as possibly Sister-Commander Asteris.
5/11 00:18:42.111 Prikka swallows and stares at Philomene's knees.
5/11 00:18:45.383 Binbi says: Yes Ma'am.
5/11 00:19:04.316 [1. solooc] Binbi: I think I misinterpretted that
5/11 00:19:05.451 Jocastia looks between the gnomes.
5/11 00:19:28.158 [1. solooc] Binbi: "Worst jobs on the board, got it"
5/11 00:19:32.798 Philomene half-turns, orienting on Jocastia. "They can be dismissed at your leisure, Advisor."
5/11 00:19:42.682 You salute Philomene with respect.
5/11 00:20:01.214 Jocastia turns and watches Mena walk up the stairs.
5/11 00:20:18.744 Binbi stands at her full height.
5/11 00:20:41.048 Jocastia stands silent for a long moment.
5/11 00:21:50.436 Jocastia says: Of course the Commander's orders will have precedent over mine.
5/11 00:21:56.377 Jocastia says: Dismissed.
(After Jo leaves, Prikka starts walking to the flight master. Jane chases her through Stormwind, trying to stop her.)
Binbi says: Yo.
Binbi says: hey
Binbi says: Don't die on me.
Binbi says: Prikka.
Binbi says: HOLD UP!
Binbi says: PRIKKA
Binbi yells: stop
Binbi grabs at Prikka's arm.
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Someone rename this thread "Sugar Tits: A Collection of Funny Logs" or something.


Anyway, today's offering is the tail end of a convo in /trade about why people came to Sentinels, in which we're so good people lie and say they were in our guild:

07:03:38 [Besson]: Did none of you come to a RP realm to... RP?
07:04:09 [Flanders]: huh I thought RP meant Real People
07:04:14 [Minhas]:
07:04:17 [Minhas]: i did
07:04:36 [Tyrwaithion]: I used to RP, but everyone here likes to be the guy who, "I killed the Lich King, Illidan, Ragnaros, Kil'jaden, and Deathwing all in one epic battle."
07:04:49 [Besson]: Who is this 'everyone' you speak of?
07:05:21 [Tyrwaithion]: Everyone not being literal, but meaning mostly and generally. I've met a couple, but only a couple who play by the lore.
07:06:08 [Tyrwaithion]: I have a couple examples, but I'd rather not be on people's shit lists. Not until I realm-change, anyways.
07:06:39 [Besson]: I could give you the names of thirty six characters who play by the lore. Sues are a loud minority, I'd wager, if we're speaking on vague statistics.
07:06:47 [Tyrwaithion]: Everyone who PvPs on Alliance has a Horde 85 toon who does as well, so making enemies here is a definite nono.
07:07:15 [Tyrwaithion]: MAYBE, if you're in a guild. I know most guilds on this realm, so let me check yours...
07:07:26 [Besson]: Servitors of Lothar.
07:07:53 [Tyrwaithion]: Ah, I've RPed with your guild before then. Nothing to complain about, I just don't see your guildies almost ever.
07:08:07 [Tyrwaithion]: In fact, I was apart of the guild at one point.
07:08:12 [Besson]: orly.
07:09:06 [Tyrwaithion]: Only my name was Cailean then. And yes, getting into a guild that mostly RPs if not only will some-what solve the issue. But that's if you want to pug most things. But if you only come here to RP, then happy day. :P

And since we got an unsolicited endorsement in /trade of all places, I don't feel calling this person out will do anything save make us look like douches. So I take it to whispers:

07:12:32 To [Tyrwaithion]: I'm going to have to call your bluff on that, btw.))
07:12:55 [Tyrwaithion] whispers: That I was apart of your guild? Lol)
07:13:28 [Tyrwaithion] whispers: I was good pals with Danroy, a Dwarven Paladin.)
07:13:49 [Tyrwaithion] whispers: He was even apart of Cailean's main story-line before he died.)
07:13:57 To [Tyrwaithion]: Strange, I don't seem to remember your app.))

Oddly, that's the end of the conversation. :3
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Didn't Danroy first apply with some crazy girl who flounced off to make a mirror site of ours when we said no? Chikaako, or something?

Bets?
 

"...Elune preserve me, he is a sword brother. I cannot keep hating him. I cannot do anything else."
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Don't think it's her because he originally went Horde to avoid her and changed his name TO Danroy when he came back to Alliance-side.

Man, I totally forgot about that copypasta imitator guild. I kinda wanna go dredge it up for a laugh now.
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Never even knew there was one!
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For those wondering what Prikka was going on about in her June 6 entry.

Signed conversation, which Prikka sprung out of nowhere during Mat's lesson on Elune:

Prikka: Are you Kalicity's daddy?

Hildan shakes his head at Prikka.

Prikka gives Hildan a suspicious look.

Prikka: Mommy?

Hildan decides to ignore that one and look back to his guest. You know, manners and all.

Prikka: I am right, aren't I?

Hildan looks back at Prikka.

Hildan: Come see me bathe, you'll know it isn't true.

Prikka jerks back, horrified.

<Moon talk>

Hildan nods. Yes, that makes a lot of sense, actually. He glances at Prikka again, his face silently asking if she's satisfied.

Prikka shoves her hands firmly between her knees. Never again.
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Prikka peeks into Al the tortoise's mind and finds weirdness:

AL: I LIKE HILDAN PEARCE! ISN'T HILDAN PEARCE GREAT? I LOVE TO WATCH HILDAN PEARCE!
Prikka: <a query, curiosity>
Al: DON'T YOU THINK HILDAN PEARCE IS INTERESTING? I THINK HILDAN PEARCE IS VERY INTERESTING! i THINK HILDAN PEARCE IS GREAT!
Prikka: <an image: leafy greens, succulent fruit>
Al: THAT IS ALL VERY INTERESTING ALSO! DO YOU HAVE SOME?! HILDAN PEARCE HAS SOME, SOMETIMES!
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Hessoo vs. Hildan!

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19:53:32 Hildan waves at you.
19:53:42 Hessoo puts a hand on Man'ari's collar.
19:53:47 [Hessoo]: Chaplain.
19:54:09 Hildan yields the way. "Novice. I was hoping to run into you, actually, do you have a minute?"
19:54:25 Hessoo blinks. He looks surprised.
19:54:38 [Hessoo]: Yes. Man'ari. Stay. Ward.
19:54:47 Hildan smiles pleasantly.
19:54:54 Hessoo doesn't smile.
19:55:11 [Hildan]: The Commander tells me you can help me with an animal issue . . .
19:55:26 Hildan picks up the tortoise, who is wearing a [Silly Little Hat].
19:55:56 Hessoo 's unfriendly glower transfers over to the tortoise. "What's wrong with it?"
19:56:37 [Hildan]: He's somehow obsessed with following me. It's getting a bit impractical.
19:57:32 Hessoo makes a deep grumbly noise and takes the tortoise out of Hildan's hands. "Make a cage. Problem solved."
19:58:13 Hildan surrenders the tortoise. "That's not practical, I'm afraid. He'll just walk agains the barrier endlessly until his legs fall off."
19:58:58 Hessoo upends the tortoise to watch its reaction. "Blinders to stop it finding you?"
19:59:48 Hildan 's face tenses a bit. "Not . . . really . . . this is an odd story." The tortoise's legs wriggle, as if he's determined to keep walking until he meets the floor again.
20:00:44 Hessoo chews a moustache. " Might be diseased. Should probably kill it."
20:00:54 [Hildan]: No, he's valuable.
20:02:00 Hessoo grunts again. He examines the seam where the legs come out of the shell. "Huh. Could amputate the legs. He'll keep well enough in a glasscage, if you feed him."
20:02:31 Hildan pinches the bridge of his large nose. "I'm sorry, I'm just making this needlessly confusing. Someone sent him here to gather information on me. The Commander sent a gentle message saying what a terrible idea that is. So he's evidence."
20:02:49 [Hessoo]: Right. So is the evidence in his legs?
20:03:10 Hildan purses his lips briefly. "No. Is that honestly our only option?"
20:04:03 [Hessoo]: It's the most practical one. I can manage it, if you're squeamish.
20:04:44 Hildan shakes his head. "I'd rather live with the inconvenience, for however long this takes to be resolved. Might I at least hear the less practical options?"
20:04:52 [Hessoo]: Just need a knife and a hot iron.
20:05:20 Hildan manages not to look aghast, just mildly annoyed.
20:05:42 Hessoo grunts. "have it your way."
20:07:04 [Hessoo]: All right. Impractical solution. Take some glue and a tall block of wood. Glue it to his plastron so his claws don't touch the ground. Keep him in a box. Suggest a gnomish heat-lamp. Looks like a lettuce-eater.
20:07:26 Hildan nods. Why didn't he think of that?
20:07:35 Hessoo hands the tortoise back to Hildan. "Problem solved."
20:08:28 [Hildan]: And that won't affect his health to any significant degree?
20:08:39 Hildan accepts the tortoise.
20:08:43 Hessoo shrugs. "He'll get fat."
20:09:09 Hildan lets out a little laugh. "I think we can live with that. Thank you very much."
20:09:24 Hessoo grunts affirmatively.
20:09:58 Hildan glances past Hessoo, needing to lean to one side as the Draenei's shoulder is much too high. "Oh and ah . . . might I ask another question?"
20:10:25 Hessoo glowers. "What."
20:10:32 [Hildan]: Ah . . .
20:10:51 Hildan seems to shrink a couple inches. "What did I do to upset your wolf?"
20:11:48 Hessoo shrugs. "Don't know."
20:12:06 Hessoo 's wolf chooses this time to growl lowly from the stair at Hildan.
20:12:17 Hildan looks at Manari.
20:12:23 [Hessoo]: He doesn't like you.
20:12:33 [Hessoo]: I don't like you much, either.
20:12:37 [Hildan]: I stink of flowers, I suppose?
20:12:40 Hildan smiles at you.
20:12:56 Hessoo glowers.
20:13:01 Hildan smiles more!
20:13:49 [Hessoo]: Was there something else, Or are you making up for the lack of doors in here?
20:14:15 Hildan lets out a tense laugh. "Ha, good one! Thanks again . . . " He turns to go.

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"...Elune preserve me, he is a sword brother. I cannot keep hating him. I cannot do anything else."
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((All girl party with Mae, Tarnne, and Mena. The only thing bolded is from Menachatter.))

17:58:07 Philomene appears to be arguing with Amisi. "Absolutely not. Upstairs, and don't rush it."
17:58:29 Maesaeloria clears her throat softly.
17:58:43 Tarnne has a soft smile on her face
17:58:53 Philomene presses something into Amisi's hand. "Of your courtesy. We'll be upstairs." After a moment she turns.
17:59:12 [Philomene]: You look good.
17:59:27 [Tarnne]: Thank you .. You do as well
17:59:40 Maesaeloria beams at Mena, before peering at her. "I hope everything is well with you."
18:00:19 [Philomene]: Well enough. Let's go up, shall we? I've engaged a private room. We can lounge around a bit. Perhaps go out later after we eat?
18:00:24 Maesaeloria nods.
18:00:32 Maesaeloria smiles. "It sounds like fun."
18:00:32 Tarnne nod
18:01:24 Philomene sighs. "There's a bottle over--" She points. Indeed, there's some exotic-looking wine.
18:01:56 Maesaeloria nods. "You look like you could use a realxing evening."
18:02:06 [Philomene]: I did not know what you desired in an evening. It is my hope this is acceptable.
18:02:17 [Tarnne]: I agree with my sister
18:02:33 [Tarnne]: Its very nice yes

18:02:38 Maesaeloria beams and waves a hand. "You know I'm not normally particular."
18:03:04 Philomene removes her swordbelt and kicks it under a bed. Her shoes follow it.
18:04:05 Tarnne smothes her dress and sits down
18:04:11 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena. "I've missed this."
18:04:14 Philomene curls up, then pours a few glasses of [Mulled Firewine].
18:04:30 [Tarnne]: More than you know
18:04:45 Maesaeloria looks over at Tarnne. "Willing to experiment tonight, Sister?"
18:04:46 [Philomene]: We should probably -- oh, take these, it's still warm, this bottle -- speak of... change? I don't know.
18:05:18 [Maesaeloria]: Speak of whatever you wish to. I'm just glad to have my two best friends in the same room with me for once.
18:05:41 Maesaeloria smiles as she takes a glass of the wine.
18:05:47 Tarnne smiles at both of them "Yes please speak whatever comes to mind."
18:06:04 Philomene leans back. "You go first, Tarnne." She takes a slow sip from her glass."
18:06:06 Tarnne actually takes the glass of wine from Mena
18:06:19 Maesaeloria grins and winks at Tarnne, taking a sip herself.
18:06:52 [Tarnne]: May I first offer a toast to old friends?
18:07:03 Tarnne she holds her glass out
18:07:13 Maesaeloria nods, holding her glass to the two.
18:07:13 Philomene 's toes wiggle. They appear to have been... painted? a very pale lavender. She lifts her glass.
18:07:31 Maesaeloria giggles as she catches sight of Mena's wiggling toes.
18:07:35 [Philomene]: To old friends, then.
18:07:46 Maesaeloria clinks her glass to theirs. "To old friends."
18:07:48 [Tarnne]: To old friends
18:08:03 Tarnne clinks her glass with the other two
18:08:21 Tarnne actuallt takes a small sip of the wine.
18:08:36 [Philomene]: I hear you've taken up with Hessoo. What's he like?
18:08:49 Maesaeloria giggles at Tarnne again. She takes her wine. "This is very good." She blushes at the mention of Hessoo.
18:08:49 Prodon apologizes to everyone. Sorry!
18:09:38 Tarnne blinks "well if im to be honest. No one has ever made me laugh like that. He seems to have awoken things in me I thought long .... dead."
18:10:09 [Philomene]: There is a person beneath the gruff. He put his arm around me once when I was out-of-sorts.
18:10:16 Maesaeloria laughs, fanning her face. "I know! Too bad Coe wasn't here." She grins at Tarnne.
18:10:57 [Tarnne]: Yea..when I um was. I was getting information for you. I found that man under it all. I ...I fell for him right there.
18:11:45 Philomene looks at her sleeve, then turns her GCD all the way down.
18:12:13 [Philomene]: He asked me if I sent you to seduce him, Tarnne. Wanted to know if it was fake so he wouldn't have to believe in it.
18:13:03 [Tarnne]: Yea. He told me. Thought you had sent me to kill him. Told him no because...
18:13:17 Maesaeloria smiles at Tarnne. "She never feels things half-way. I should know."
18:13:25 Philomene reaches onto the nearby table and picks up two of the [Small Gift Box]es. She pushes those toward Tarnne and Mae.
18:13:49 Tarnne blinks at the boxes
18:13:59 Maesaeloria blinks at the box.
18:14:20 [Tarnne]: whats this?
18:14:32 Philomene shrugs. "Came with the 'feminine delights' room package. I havent the foggiest."
18:14:50 Maesaeloria opens the box curiously after putting her glass of wine down. She giggles. "Chocolates!"
18:14:51 Tarnne gives her an mmm hmm look
18:16:39 Maesaeloria beams and picks one out, which seems to be a pale green. "These look really good."
18:17:44 Philomene 's mouth quirks. "Trying one?"
18:17:59 Maesaeloria giggles. "What about yourself?"
18:18:33 Maesaeloria takes a small bite of the caramel chew. "Mmm."
18:19:03 Tarnne pulls one of the chocaltes from the package and takes a bite. "mmmm these are really good."
18:19:19 Philomene shakes her head. "Absolutely not. We have all evening. Back to Hessoo."
18:19:26 Maesaeloria giggles and nods. "Fine."
18:19:28 Tarnne smirks
18:19:31 Philomene grins and takes a sip of her wine.
18:20:17 [Tarnne]: what more would you like to know?
18:20:25 [Maesaeloria]: All I have to say about it is that I am glad you are happy, Sister. He....seems a good man, even with his history.
18:20:46 Philomene murmurs, "I hope he's good in the sheets and treats you well out of them."
18:21:00 [Tarnne]: I have come to belive once we were the colors we all get a second chance
18:21:08 Maesaeloria blushes.
18:21:29 Tarnne smiles "You know how they say ...it's always the quiet ones?"
18:21:38 Philomene nearly snorts her wine.
18:21:51 Maesaeloria 's blush deepens. "Yes, Coe can't come home soon enough."
18:21:57 [Philomene]: You know, Minstrel thought I bedded him once.
18:22:04 [Tarnne]: Well its true... he knows his stuff.
18:22:07 Philomene adds, hurriedly, "I didn't."
18:22:20 Maesaeloria blinks. "Really? With the way he dislikes us flat footed people?"
18:22:53 [Philomene]: Hessoo and I once got exceedingly drunk and passed out together, wrapped in a horse blanket.
18:23:10 Tarnne laughs at the visual
18:23:21 Maesaeloria giggles.
18:23:28 [Philomene]: Minstrel... I suppose he saw us. Not a fun discussion, that.
18:23:40 [Tarnne]: I would think not
18:23:47 Philomene looks to Tarnne. "Nothing personal, but the tail's a bit much."
18:24:15 [Tarnne]: Yes it is... of you mean.
18:24:26 Tarnne smiles and takes a sip of wine.
18:24:43 Philomene pinkens substantially as the door comes open. A woman starts setting up a meal. Tasty smells roll through the room.
18:24:56 Maesaeloria laughs. "Well, at least they're rather agile." She picks up her glass and sips it.
18:25:43 Tarnne eyes widen at all the fantastic food
18:25:58 Philomene waits in silence until the woman departs.
18:26:04 Maesaeloria beams at the waitress as she sets the food down.
18:26:38 [Philomene]: What about you, Mae? What is new?
18:26:40 [Tarnne]: I guess a simple answer to your questiion would be yes. Poor Mae I am sorry about all the ... emotions
18:26:47 Maesaeloria giggles.
18:26:48 Philomene looks at Tarnne and covers her face with her palm.
18:27:16 [Maesaeloria]: Oh, just getting used to everything. Miss my family, but I'm trying to be avaliable for everyone.
18:27:58 Maesaeloria rubs her forehead. "Never thought it was going to be easy, but it seems even harder than I thought."
18:28:21 [Tarnne]: Dont let her kid you she does the unit proud.
18:29:01 Philomene murmurs, "It's a big adjustment. I'm glad Ser was gracious enough to recognize your potential."
18:29:25 Tarnne nods
18:29:38 Maesaeloria blushes. "I never honestly thought that I would be advisor."
18:30:15 Philomene mutters, "Liar," over the rim of her glass. "I bet you dreamt of it at least once a month."
18:31:02 Maesaeloria laughs. "I dreamed of it, yes, but never thought I would reach it. I'm just glad I have those who trust in me to keep thinks going smoothly on my part. Even when I need help."
18:31:23 [Tarnne]: She is right we both did back in those days sister
18:31:56 Philomene leans over and snags some flatbread. She crunches idly.
18:33:04 Maesaeloria smiles at them and tries a fig. "How about you, Mena? How are you faring in life, love, and all that?"
18:33:13 Philomene coughs.
18:33:40 [Philomene]: Ah, well. Ama'laena is currently teething and therefore our house is a noisy place.
18:33:43 Tarnne rasises an eyebrow "You ok?"
18:33:59 Maesaeloria nods. "I remember that phase well."
18:34:31 [Philomene]: I spent part of last night just pouring water from pitcher to pitcher in order to give Ser some quiet.
18:35:19 Maesaeloria nods again. "Well, he could always try soothing her. Or I could come by with a bit of teething potion I made last year."
18:35:25 Tarnne smirks a little
18:35:40 [Philomene]: Oh, he does. He was ragged by the time I came home. Sang himself hoarse.
18:35:43 [Maesaeloria]: It helps numb the gums.
18:36:10 Philomene 's mouth quirks. "I'll have to get some off you." After a pause she murmurs, "He's good with her. She delights him. Il'amare is also quite devoted."
18:36:37 [Tarnne]: I always thhought he would be
18:37:00 Maesaeloria tilts her head. "And what about you?" Only curiosity is in her voice, no judgement.
18:37:53 [Philomene]: I'm stressed a bit. You'll understand why at guildmeet. I cannot reveal until then.
18:37:56 Maesaeloria takes a sip of wine.
18:38:19 Philomene begins dismantling one of the [Grilled Lobster Tails].
18:38:32 Tarnne nods "We are both here as always."
18:38:40 [Maesaeloria]: Of course. Honestly, if you ever want Ama off your hands for a night, I don't mind watching her. No doubt the triplets would be fascinated.
18:39:03 [Philomene]: You'll be in on it. Trust me -- oh, well, Haelene is exceedingly helpful, Mae. But she was off yesterday.
18:39:18 [Tarnne]: I havent become such a bad babby sitter my self. who would have thought.
18:39:39 Philomene laughs as she cracks a shell. "Oh, yes, Stormtaker, Minder of Bairns."
18:39:40 Maesaeloria nods, giggling. "She had to be, with the three of them. She sings a very lovely lullabye too."
18:40:08 [Tarnne]: Hey we were not gonna talk about that
18:40:13 Tarnne nudges Mae
18:40:36 Maesaeloria laughs. "Oh hush. I love listening to Draenic lullabyes."
18:40:36 Philomene talks between bites. "I don't miss Car anymore."
18:40:48 [Tarnne]: They have to learn propper Drae from someone
18:40:52 Maesaeloria looks at Mena. "Oh?"
18:41:34 [Philomene]: I dawned on me recently that every time I looked outside my marriage to a human male, it was because I was looking for Car.
18:42:15 Philomene looks faintly sheepish. "I'm not the best with sorting out what attachments mean."
18:42:58 Tarnne smiles as if she understands
18:43:06 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena.
18:43:46 [Philomene]: So, there is someone. I think he's mending something in me that has been wrong for a long time. He feels like a brother.
18:44:00 [Maesaeloria]: Oh? Whom?
18:44:11 [Tarnne]: Really? thats good
18:44:21 [Philomene]: Guess.
18:44:41 [Maesaeloria]: Well, there is only one human you've spent a lot of time with recently.
18:44:48 Philomene leisurely selects a dumpling.
18:45:12 [Tarnne]: The family we choose are generally more important than the ones we are born with to us.
18:45:35 Maesaeloria nods. "Or so it seems."
18:45:57 Philomene murmurs, "My Heartseeker has even gone so far as to permit Hildan to call him Il'amare."
18:46:13 [Tarnne]: So its Hildan?
18:46:18 Philomene headbobs once.
18:46:30 Maesaeloria blinks. "Oh that is an honor."
18:46:43 Tarnne laughs a little "Im not suprised."
18:47:21 [Maesaeloria]: I like him.
18:47:26 [Philomene]: I would not have looked for such a closeness with Hildan had I not been moved to it by my menfolk. Unfortunately this means there are rumors I'm...
18:47:37 Philomene crunches on some pickled vegetables.
18:47:53 Maesaeloria raises an eyebrow. "Well, I will happily put them to rights if I ever hear any."
18:47:55 [Tarnne]: We can fix such rumors if need be
18:48:54 Philomene shrugs. "Just scotch them by being friends with him. If it occurs to them men and women can be friends without bedding, perhaps they'll shut up. With things like that I've found the more vehemently one denies, the more it spreads."
18:49:08 [Philomene]: Gambler thought I was angling for Red for... oh, forever.
18:49:19 Maesaeloria laughs.
18:49:26 Tarnne smiles
18:49:50 Philomene pulls a face. "Rykkar and I. Makes the skin crawl."
18:49:55 [Maesaeloria]: You know, he never did teach me daggers.
18:50:05 Maesaeloria giggles again.
18:50:20 [Tarnne]: Those were different times

18:50:51 [Maesaeloria]: Things have changed so much since we left Fray. None has really been bad.
18:50:52 [Philomene]: They were. I miss Fray sometimes. I miss us of old, that intimacy. But we'll find it again. All these quarrels and upheavals are a sign of folks trying to find their way.
18:51:26 [Tarnne]: I cant say I wasnt worried
18:51:36 Philomene gestures with a stuffed fig. "You know, I see folks nattering on about how the officers don't know how to pick their men."
18:51:44 [Maesaeloria]: It takes a while for everyone to get on the same page. We'll get there.
18:51:56 [Philomene]: I don't think it occurs to them that the brightest and the best are frequently the most... erratic.
18:52:32 Maesaeloria nods.
18:52:36 [Philomene]: An outfit like this is different than leading a Legion of infantryment who are just skilled enough to die on a field.
18:52:38 [Tarnne]: I will do everything I can to aid of course
18:52:58 [Maesaeloria]: Also, we all bring in our own abilities.
18:53:33 Philomene grins. "Yes, even if they're a bit odd. But it's that balance that allows us to do more than numbers would imply. They'll figure it out."
18:54:07 [Maesaeloria]: Some are harder to work into the larger tapastry than others, such as Maldros. I'm worried aobut him.
18:54:08 Tarnne nods "I wish they understood how well they have it now."
18:54:15 Maesaeloria nods to Tarnne.
18:54:30 [Philomene]: Oh, ah, Minstrel's got the summer in him. Probably going to be tomcatting about looking for a likely lover. Don't, ah, I already know, as you see.
18:54:39 Philomene shifts awkwardly.
18:55:03 Maesaeloria blinks. "I didn't know he was still loose like that."
18:55:22 [Philomene]: He wasn't whilst I was with child, oddly. But he's been randy lately. I think he misses men.
18:55:23 [Tarnne]: tomcatting?....oh.. I get it
18:55:32 Philomene shoves a whole fig into her mouth.
18:55:36 [Maesaeloria]: He and Materin..?
18:55:51 Philomene nearly chokes.
18:55:55 [Tarnne]: Really?
18:56:10 Maesaeloria looks at Mena, concerned. "Are you alright?"
18:56:27 Philomene swallows hard. "No, they... share me. They're close like that, but they aren't" Coff coff. "They don't enjoy one another that way."
18:57:07 [Maesaeloria]: Ah. Too bad Etharion would just be hurt if Ser went to him.
18:57:41 [Tarnne]: I have heard of more than one same gendred couples of late. Im glad they have not run into any ... closed minds.
18:57:55 [Philomene]: I wonder if he would. The way his sister talks, he'd probably run headlong into it. And it might be good for him. Older man, not looking for love. Discreet.
18:58:00 [Maesaeloria]: I'm honestly surprised we are all so open.
18:58:26 Philomene shrugs. "Don't look at me. I never thought I'd bed anyone, much less two nonhumans."
18:58:30 Maesaeloria nods. "Hmm. Could work. Would help to get Merric out of his system."
18:58:47 Maesaeloria giggles at Mena. "Well, I never thought I would marry a human myself."
18:58:56 [Philomene]: Merric. That's a good sobriquet. I'll have to use that to distinguish.
18:59:08 [Tarnne]: I nevr thought I would care for a Drae....what?
18:59:13 Philomene holds out a dumping to Tarnne. "Eat, damnit."
18:59:20 Maesaeloria blinks. She laughs. "You know, I never planned that. It just happens every time I see him."
18:59:36 Maesaeloria giggles at Mena again.
18:59:42 Maesaeloria picks another fig.
18:59:43 Tarnne blinks and takes the food "Oh sorrt I do forget to eat sometimes."
18:59:53 Philomene laughs.
19:00:05 [Philomene]: I'm eating so you don't bitch at me for forgetting!
19:00:14 [Maesaeloria]: Got to keep your strength up. Hessoo looks like he would have a hearty appitite.
19:00:15 Tarnne laughs
19:00:27 Maesaeloria giggles and sticks her tongue out at both of them.
19:00:28 Philomene claps a hand over her mouth.
19:00:37 [Tarnne]: he can were a girl outthats for sure
19:00:41 Philomene laughs until tears stand in her eyes. One of her hands flickers.
19:00:55 [Philomene]: I never thought I would see the day when we would torment Tarnne for being tired from too much fucking.
19:01:14 Tarnne laughs loudly
19:01:25 Maesaeloria laughs so hard she cries.
19:02:48 Maesaeloria tries to calm down, wiping her eyes.
19:02:57 Philomene recovers slowly. She takes a sip of wine, then offers the bottle around.
19:03:03 [Philomene]: Refills.
19:03:13 Maesaeloria holds her glass for Mena to fill.
19:03:16 Tarnne holds her glass out suprieingly
19:03:29 [Philomene]: There we are.
19:03:36 Philomene snorts another laugh.
19:04:08 [Tarnne]: Ok ...ok.. no teasing him when you see him...I mean it
19:04:22 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena. "Aww, but Bunnybottom is so cute when he glowers."
19:04:25 [Philomene]: I'll try to resist. But I bet he blushes purple.
19:04:45 Maesaeloria giggles.
19:05:02 [Tarnne]: He bleed blue like the rest of us I can tell you that....his poor back
19:05:25 Tarnne smiles and takes another drink
19:05:28 [Philomene]: Since Ser's going to be running about this summer, he's said something startling to me. I don't know what to make of it.
19:05:32 Maesaeloria raises an eyebrow.
19:05:37 Philomene picks at the remains of her lobster
19:05:43 [Maesaeloria]: And what is that, my friend?
19:06:00 [Philomene]: Ah, women. I've always been curious.
19:06:03 Tarnne chows down on her lobster she doesnt want to get yelled at
19:06:52 Maesaeloria looks surprised. "Really? I've never gone that way before. I must admit it's crossed my mind from time to time, what with how Jo looks at them."
19:07:35 Philomene colors faintly. "I don't know who'd have me, though. The way I look. I don't exactly attract that sort of attention."
19:07:36 [Tarnne]: Its never really crossed my mind to be honest.
19:08:36 [Maesaeloria]: Oh hush, Mena. You're pretty in your own way. Besides, your strength of character shines out of you enough that people will get caught up in that if you worry overmuch about your looks.
19:09:10 Philomene looks faintly skeptical, but does not argue.
19:09:20 [Tarnne]: I agree in every word she said... My sister has always been better at words than me.
19:09:26 Maesaeloria tilts her head. "I never did keep up with you on how your back is. I've heard it's still been bothering you."
19:09:30 Maesaeloria smiles at Tarnne.
19:10:01 [Philomene]: On and off. Il'amare is going to take me apart and put me together again during furlough.
19:10:17 [Maesaeloria]: Those things I gave you last Winters Veil were to help you with that. They were massage stones. Would help the pain and will relax you.
19:10:25 [Maesaeloria]: Not sure if you've ever used them or not.
19:10:27 [Tarnne]: Light I hope thats some kind of figure of speech
19:10:44 Maesaeloria raises an eyebrow at Tarnne. "Probably not, at least in part."
19:11:27 [Tarnne]: So you are takeing some time off then?
19:12:15 Philomene murmurs, "Going to do my best."
19:13:00 [Tarnne]: I hope you do you deserve it
19:13:01 [Maesaeloria]: I hope so. I don't want my best friend to stress herself needlessly for no reason. We are here to help you. I hope you'll let us.
19:13:49 [Tarnne]: Yes we have bot been a bit worried about that if im to be truthfull
19:14:06 Maesaeloria nods.
19:14:08 Philomene murmurs, "I might have to see if I can talk Ser into letting you have Ama for a couple of days. Haelene can be off for a week, then. I'll have peace at the farm for recovery." She pauses. "Worried?"
19:14:23 [Maesaeloria]: We care for you, Mena.
19:14:38 [Tarnne]: Well thought.... maybe we had done something wrong
19:14:44 [Maesaeloria]: You aren't just our leader, you're our friend.
19:14:50 Maesaeloria nods in agreement with Tarnne.
19:14:52 Philomene leans over and plucks two [Cold-Spelled Crock]s off the tray. She nudges them toward her friends.
19:15:21 Maesaeloria smiles and takes one.
19:15:32 [Philomene]: I can't be like I was. I've noticed conversations stop when I enter the room now.
19:15:34 Tarnne takes the other
19:19:00 [Maesaeloria]: Yes, but that begs the question on if it is because of your rank, or if it is because you don't visit with us any more.
19:19:33 [Tarnne]: I think we kinda thought Prikka had replaced both of us.
19:19:45 Maesaeloria nods.
19:21:10 Philomene shakes her head. "I stay away now. Hide in my office. It's time for others to come to the front."
19:21:15 [Maesaeloria]: I always thought the three of us were sisters that were born in different times, different races, but close all the same. I know it's a bit whimsical to say something like that, but it's how I've always felt.
19:21:35 Tarnne nods at her sister
19:22:49 [Maesaeloria]: But no one knows you, Mena. Not any more. All we see is a figurehead. I know you do most everything that the Advisor's don't, and I'm glad you have Prikka, but sometimes it would be good to know your men.
19:22:50 [Tarnne]: You said it your self. We are a different type of unit.
19:23:39 [Tarnne]: Mae and I ... love you Mena. Yea I said it.
19:23:46 Philomene murmurs, "They don't want to know me. I sit down with each one as he comes in. They do not show the interest that I do in the-- oh."
19:23:49 Philomene reddens.
19:25:04 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena.
19:25:18 [Tarnne]: Sorry but its true
19:26:03 Philomene shifts awkwardly. "Eat your damned ice cream."
19:27:03 Tarnne lets out a laugh. "That doesnt really work for Hesso either," ...Takes a big bite of her icecream
19:27:06 Maesaeloria smiles and pat's Mena's hand. She then opens the crock and happily takes a piece of [Tel'Abim Banana Ice Cream Bar] out of it.
19:27:49 Philomene looks terribly interested in her ice cream as well.
19:28:51 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena.
19:29:43 Philomene talks around icecream. "Anyway, they don'th wanth me a-ounth."
19:29:53 [Maesaeloria]: You did pick very well, by the by. This food is very good.
19:30:03 [Tarnne]: Oh and I tell you something else. I havent givein up on my dream either.
19:30:16 Maesaeloria raises an eyebrow at Mena. "How can you be sure if you don't go around them much?"
19:30:32 Philomene swallows, then fixes Mae with a look.
19:30:48 [Philomene]: I'm around more than you think. And unnoticed due to lack of interest.
19:30:50 [Tarnne]: They do want you out there.
19:31:27 [Tarnne]: Maybe intimidated to aproach ... we were at one time
19:31:30 Maesaeloria looks at Mena saddly. "Well, if THEY don't want you, I know I do."
19:31:55 Tarnne nudes Mae "We...do"
19:32:08 Maesaeloria smiles at Tarnne and nods. "Yes. We both do."
19:32:32 Philomene leans back. "The ice cream is Minstrel's favorite. Quit harrying me or you'll never be able to taste it again." Doooom.
19:32:50 [Tarnne]: My glass is empty
19:33:04 Philomene passes the bottle. "Only one remedy."
19:33:08 Tarnne holds her glass out with a smile
19:33:23 Philomene pours, then refills everyone else for good measure.
19:33:23 Maesaeloria giggles.
19:34:14 Philomene mutters, "I get enough of it from Prikka. She makes me -nap-."
19:34:17 Maesaeloria sips her wine. "Well, perhaps we should have an informal dinner party soon, when Coe comes back. You and your two men, Mena, and Tarnne and Hessoo, and Coe and me."
19:34:20 Maesaeloria giggles.
19:34:25 Tarnne laughs
19:36:24 [Philomene]: So. Tell me stuff.
19:37:02 [Tarnne]: Didn't I tell you to much? Hesso is gonna kill me
19:37:12 Tarnne takes a drink of her wine
19:37:41 Maesaeloria giggles. "Well, the triplets are starting to get good at swords already. They use the small wooden ones Coe made for them, and Wyatt is teaching them basics. Just enough to keep them interested and thinking it's a game."
19:37:55 [Tarnne]: I hope im not coeing down with something my head feels a little light
19:38:04 [Philomene]: You're coming down with something.
19:38:14 Philomene intones, "A terrible case of loosening-up."
19:38:40 Tarnne blinks look at her cup the back to Mena
19:38:46 Maesaeloria giggles.
19:39:05 [Philomene]: I cannot imagine having three children.
19:39:15 [Maesaeloria]: Handful, the lot of them.
19:39:15 [Tarnne]: ...or one
19:39:22 [Philomene]: Bad enough Ser wants to try again when I'm healthier.
19:39:30 Philomene takes a drink from her glass.
19:39:31 Maesaeloria blinks. "Are you willing?"
19:39:41 [Philomene]: I promised him I'd give him a son, Mae.

19:40:41 [Tarnne]: I wonder if there is any magical way to help with that...hmmm
19:40:42 Maesaeloria nods, reaching forward and putting a lock of hair behind Mena's ear. "Well, I'll be better able to help with potions and power. You will live."
19:41:37 Philomene murmurs, "That'll be as Light will."
19:42:08 [Philomene]: At any rate, I've snagged us three invitations to a Kirin Tor mixer.
19:42:23 [Maesaeloria]: Oh?
19:42:32 [Tarnne]: havent heeard of that one
19:42:56 [Philomene]: Party. Dancing. Exotic liquor. Flirting for no reason. I believe that is how this works.
19:43:12 Maesaeloria shakes her head . "I've heard of that fancy group you ran with once, but not what the Kirin Tor do."
19:43:38 Maesaeloria beams at Mena. "That sounds like fun."
19:43:50 [Tarnne]: sounds like a .. loosening up kinda party
19:43:56 [Maesaeloria]: I haven't danced in forever. Since I was the dancer at Stag Night.
19:44:11 Philomene murmurs, "You two look delectable. I should probably change. Let me nip into a shop and I'll meet you at the foot of the Citadel?"
19:44:19 Tarnne looks at her cup its empty. How did that happen?
19:44:22 Maesaeloria giggles. "Sure!"
19:44:34 Tarnne nods
19:45:29 Philomene headbobs once.
20:06:15 Philomene tumbles out of a portal. She immediately trips on Mae.
20:06:20 You giggle at Philomene.
20:06:20 Hildan slowly turns from the mailbox.
20:06:35 Maesaeloria stumbles against Tarnne and goes down in a heap.
20:06:40 Tarnne stumples out but she save the bottle in her hand she smiles at it
20:06:45 [Hildan]: Ladies.
20:06:46 Hildan bows down graciously.
20:06:53 [Tarnne]: ...man
20:06:54 Maesaeloria picks herself up.
20:06:55 Philomene snorts. "You're oh."
20:06:59 Maesaeloria laughs.
20:07:09 [Philomene]: He walks fast.
20:07:22 [Maesaeloria]: I know! Must be the....the boots?
20:07:28 [Tarnne]: ...or maybe we are ...just really slow
20:07:32 [Philomene]: Oh, people in the mess!
20:07:36 Philomene grins.
20:07:42 [Maesaeloria]: Lets go there!
20:08:20 [Jocastia]: Everybody's doing it.
20:08:20 Prikka helps remove Uther's shirt.
20:08:25 Philomene has an arm around Mae's waist. She leans heavily.
20:08:33 Maesaeloria giggles and holds Mena.
20:08:34 Hildan tuts theatrically. "That's hardly a good reason!"
20:08:38 Prikka salutes Philomene with respect.
20:08:39 [Philomene]: You stole a bottle, Tarnne?!
20:08:42 [Maesaeloria]: Everones doin what?!
20:08:43 [Tarnne]: HI!!
20:08:48 [Prikka]: Taking off our shirts, ma'am.
20:08:52 Philomene snorts.
20:08:57 [Maesaeloria]: Ooo. That stuffz good Tarnne.
20:08:57 [Jocastia]: Ladies.
20:08:57 [Tarnne]: Didnt steal... they gave it to me
20:09:01 [Anthal]: We've all taken off our shirts.
20:09:01 [Jocastia]: Shadowcaller.
20:09:07 Hildan silently declares this Non-Essential and makes for the stairs.
20:09:17 Philomene blinks a few times.
20:09:29 [Tarnne]: ummm they had a part to....
20:09:32 Philomene intones, "My greetings to you. One hopes you are well."
20:09:37 Philomene snorts.
20:09:39 [Prikka]: I like your hair, Advisor.
20:09:42 [Maesaeloria]: Oooh. Anny! Soo cute.
20:09:44 Tarnne laughs at Mena
20:09:45 Anthal blinks at you.
20:09:49 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:09:58 Anthal blinks five more times. He pronounces in a flat tone, "Anny?"
20:09:59 [Jocastia]: You look an angel, shadowcaller.
20:10:10 [Maesaeloria]: Isn't she cute?
20:10:12 Philomene finds this hysterical.
20:10:13 Maesaeloria hugs Mena.
20:10:15 [Tarnne]: ...more like shadow drinker...
20:10:27 Jocastia 's lip curls wickedly.
20:10:27 [Philomene]: We... how are you?
20:10:43 Tarnne leans aginst the wall
20:10:58 Prikka is bored. She pulls her dress back on.
20:11:00 [Tarnne]: ...earth is moveing ...you feel that?
20:11:11 [Philomene]: People have no shirts?
20:11:13 Maesaeloria giggles. "Goggles. I like....yers, Prik...Prikka."
20:11:15 [Anthal]: Yeah, must be Deathwing.
20:11:24 [Jocastia]: I don't.
20:11:26 Philomene hiccups.
20:11:26 [Jocastia]: See?
20:11:27 Prikka sets her tray down. "Thank you, ma'am. Brews here when you're read."
20:11:33 Prikka *ready))
20:11:47 [Prikka]: Good evening, Gene.
20:11:51 Maesaeloria wrinkles her nose. "Deathwing's nothin but a big bully."
20:11:56 [Philomene]: Left my shoes in Dalaran, Tarnne.
20:11:58 Bonecaller scowls. "Salutations!"
20:12:02 [Tarnne]: ahhh mini horde invation
20:12:06 Philomene mourns the loss of her shoes. Her toes wiggle.
20:12:11 [Prikka]: Tarnne! That's hardly kind.
20:12:19 Jocastia grins at Mena's feet.
20:12:20 Maesaeloria giggles. "Oh, not like you need em. Yer toes are dressed nuff already!"
20:12:28 [Tarnne]: It snot?
20:12:33 Tarnne giggels
20:12:40 Philomene snorts. "Blame 'amare." She pauses. "Snot's rude."
20:12:42 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:12:50 Tarnne laughs
20:13:04 [Prikka]: ...right. If you all will excuse me?
20:13:07 [Tarnne]: Were the heall is Hesso?!
20:13:08 Bonecaller looks at Mena's feet. "I don't think I have any shoes that would fit you."
20:13:20 [Philomene]: He called me big footed!
20:13:23 [Maesaeloria]: Yacould call him.
20:13:26 [Anthal]: I'm sure we could give Hessoo a call.
20:13:29 Philomene mourns her feet.
20:13:30 [Tarnne]: Mena!....were are your shoes?
20:13:32 [Maesaeloria]: Oh! I can do it!
20:13:35 [Philomene]: In Dalaran!
20:14:35 Philomene points belatedly at Anthal. "Smart man."
20:14:38 Maesaeloria giggles into her bracelet.
20:14:41 [Tarnne]: anthal...
20:14:42 [Philomene]: How're you?
20:14:44 [Maesaeloria]: Hasn't he always been?
20:14:55 [Tarnne]: ...you leave your shirt in Dalaran to?
20:15:00 Maesaeloria laughs.
20:15:05 Philomene 's lavender-enameled toes wiggle.
20:15:06 [Anthal]: No, I left it on that chair.
20:15:12 Bonecaller scowls at Anthal, then at Jo, noticing a distinct lack of shirts.
20:15:18 Anthal points with his thumb over his shoulder.
20:15:28 [Anthal]: I'm well enough.
20:15:31 [Bonecaller]: Is that the new fashion?
20:15:43 [Anthal]: No, Gene, not really.
20:16:09 Bonecaller seemed to be about to strip, but decides against it.
20:16:32 [Anthal]: ... Wait, since when was I a smart man?
20:16:36 Tarnne takes a swig from her bottle and hands it to Mena
20:16:39 Maesaeloria giggles. "He's answering your womanly summonz...
20:16:50 Philomene grins. "Fabulous. Magewine." She fortifies herself.
20:16:54 [Tarnne]: about ....time
20:16:57 Bonecaller ducks so as not to be clunked in the head with a bottle.
20:17:07 Jocastia pulls her shirt over her arms, but leaves it untied.
20:17:09 Maesaeloria beams at Anthal, swaying a bit as she holds onto Mena. "Oooh. You joined us, didn't you?"
20:17:22 Philomene leans against Tarnne. "Hey, Jo. I danced."
20:17:27 [Maesaeloria]: It was FUN!
20:17:27 [Anthal]: Ah, no.
20:17:34 Jocastia mouths 'Jo?'
20:17:40 [Anthal]: I haven't been to Dalaran in a long time.
20:17:43 [Maesaeloria]: Chocolates and figs and ICE CREAM and wine everywhere!
20:17:47 Philomene snorts and pushes the bottle at Mae.
20:17:48 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:17:58 [Tarnne]: You should go...we know a really good party there
20:18:00 [Jocastia]: Did you, shadowcaller.
20:18:07 [Anthal]: Hey, Hess! Shirts off.
20:18:08 Maesaeloria takes the bottle and takes a good drink of it. "Mmm.. Wine." She passes it back to Mena.
20:18:19 Hessoo looks quellingly dour.
20:18:21 Tarnne looks over her shoulder and smiles
20:18:21 Anthal shouts over the swaying heads of the drunk women.
20:18:23 Philomene nods happily, then accepts the bottle. "Dancing's better barefooted."
20:18:29 [Jocastia]: It is.
20:18:35 Maesaeloria pouts. "Aww, but I don't have a shirt, only a dress. Should I take it off too?"
20:18:39 [Philomene]: OH! Bunnybottom!
20:18:49 Tarnne puts bothe her arms on hessos's shoulders "Hey Handsom!."
20:18:51 Maesaeloria snickers.
20:18:56 Anthal boggles at Mena and at Hessoo. "Bunnybottom."
20:19:06 Tarnne give Hesso a huge kiss
20:19:10 [Jocastia]: Right. Bunnybottom.

20:19:14 Maesaeloria giggles. "Bunnybottom. Scute for a Draenei."
20:19:23 Philomene elbows Mae. She leans against her heavily and takes a swig from the bottle.
20:19:37 Philomene whispers, "Look, I think her tail is waggling."
20:19:45 Hessoo opens his arms and helps prop Tarnne up. He turns his face away from the kiss.
20:19:48 Maesaeloria winces. "Omph! What wassat for?" She giggles.
20:19:50 Anthal snorts for a little while before giving in and laughing out loud, especially when Tarnna plants a kiss on Hess.
20:20:02 [Tarnne]: hey...
20:20:04 [Hessoo]: Phew. What've you been drinking, paint thinner?
20:20:12 [Maesaeloria]: Mage wine!
20:20:13 [Philomene]: MAGEWINE!
20:20:20 You giggle at Philomene.
20:20:21 [Tarnne]: whatever was in that bottle Mena gave me
20:20:21 Bonecaller continues to glower at everyone.
20:20:36 Philomene snorts and laughs at Mae. "Here." She nudges her with the bottle.
20:20:42 [Hessoo]: I think you're very drunk.
20:20:52 Maesaeloria takes the bottle with relish and takes another drink.
20:20:53 [Philomene]: I didn't give it. He gave...
20:21:03 Philomene looks over at Mae. "What wasisname?"
20:21:08 Tarnne wispers but really loud "Mena....got me really really drunk...shhhhhh."
20:21:24 [Maesaeloria]: He was cute. Um...Derricck, Dorkit...somfing with a D.
20:21:38 Hessoo tries to draw tarnne away from the others. "Maybe you'd like to go to bed. Sleep that off."
20:21:52 Maesaeloria pokes Mena. "Oooh."
20:21:57 [Tarnne]: Hell ya I wanna go to bed...
20:22:06 Philomene waves at Hessoo. "She's all warmed up. Promise. Dancing."
20:22:06 Maesaeloria bursts out laughing.
20:22:10 Hessoo turns bright blue, head to crown.
20:22:12 Philomene dissolves into laughter.
20:22:13 Anthal catcalls. "Together maybe, yeah!"
20:22:17 [Maesaeloria]: Mmm..Dancing!
20:22:22 Bonecaller checks his pockets for something.
20:22:41 [Tarnne]: Were you takeing me ...stranger?
20:22:45 Maesaeloria giggles and holds tight to Mena.
20:23:17 Philomene whispers, "She forgot her bottle. Let's go talk to Jo again."
20:23:27 Anthal discreetly goes to fetch his shirt.
20:23:49 Hessoo sighs. "Tarnne..."
20:23:49 Tarnne looks over her shoulder...."why are they all stareing?"
20:23:50 Maesaeloria nods, whispering back. "Ok. More for us!"
20:23:58 [Tarnne]: Yes?
20:24:04 Jocastia raises an eyebrow.
20:24:05 [Philomene]: Jo! Wansome magewine?
20:24:10 [Jocastia]: Yes.
20:24:11 [Bonecaller]: Sorry, it seems I left my dusts in my other pockets. The real party will have to wait.
20:24:12 [Anthal]: Oo, I do!
20:24:13 Jocastia says so tersely.
20:24:14 [Hessoo]: [Draenish] Please don't humiliate me like this.
20:24:23 Tarnne blinks
20:24:29 Hessoo says something in Draenic.
20:24:29 [Maesaeloria]: Aww. You put a shirt on that lovely man-chest of yours.
20:24:30 [Jocastia]: What was that Hessoo?
20:24:44 [Anthal]: I did.
20:24:47 [Tarnne]: Kar ur maev
20:24:47 [Jocastia]: 'Don't... hurt me?'
20:24:48 Philomene nods foggily. "He is lovely. Where'd the bottle go?"
20:24:52 Maesaeloria pouts at Anthal before giggling and holding the bottle out to him.
20:25:02 [Maesaeloria]: I has it!
20:25:05 Anthal takes the bottle and swigs.
20:25:08 [Maesaeloria]: Well, now Anny does.
20:25:11 [Jocastia]: Can't even speak Eredun right, draenei.
20:25:16 Maesaeloria giggles and hiccups.
20:25:24 Philomene snorts. "You has? You sound likes a child-- ohnowyouhavemedoingit."
20:25:29 Hessoo lowers his voice. "[Draenish] Just.. come with me. I'll take care of you."
20:25:38 Tarnne nods
20:25:38 Maesaeloria giggles at Mena.
20:25:41 Anthal passes to Jo.
20:25:53 [Tarnne]: Toralar ashjraka
20:25:58 Tarnne waves goodbye to everyone. Farewell!
20:25:59 Hessoo carefully backs up, still holding Tarnne like she might break.
20:26:01 Jocastia takes a long swig. And another. She looks annoyed. Poor Jo.
20:26:10 Jocastia holds the bottle out to Mena.
20:26:21 Philomene nudges Mae. "Maybe... they'll get drunk." She blinks at the bottle. "Oh! Thanks!"
20:26:42 Maesaeloria peers at the bottle. "Did they....put a cantip...capnit...cantrip on the bottle, making it..bottomful?"
20:26:49 Philomene holds up the bottle triumphantly. "We have some wine. Look."
20:27:08 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:27:11 Anthal snorts, cracking up.
20:27:15 Jocastia pulls a flask from her boot and downs the contents in one go.
20:27:34 [Maesaeloria]: I want some Menamena.
20:28:02 Anthal makes to pull his own concealed flask(s) and pull from them, but they're all empty, damnit.
20:28:12 Philomene holds out the bottle.
20:28:26 Jocastia takes it. Jo is on a mission.
20:28:27 Maesaeloria takes the bottle from Mena and drinks, trying not to giggle as she does so.
20:28:28 [Philomene]: Bottomful bottles.
20:28:43 Anthal takes the bottle and takes bigger drinks.
20:28:46 [Maesaeloria]: Need more! Everyone have their own bottomfulz of bottlez!
20:29:02 Philomene snorts. "There are even chairs. Hi, Hermogenes."
20:29:31 Bonecaller nods with a scowl to Mena. "Hi!"
20:29:46 Maesaeloria giggles and waves at the gnome. "HI!!!"
20:30:00 [Philomene]: He's making faces.
20:30:03 Philomene snorts.
20:30:14 [Anthal]: Would you say shirt off again, everybody?
20:30:18 Jocastia peers behind Mena and Mae, but is already a sheet or two.
20:30:22 Bonecaller scowls brightly at the two drunks.
20:30:25 [Anthal]: It was actually very refreshing.
20:30:29 Philomene looks down. "I have noooo shirts. Dalaran eats them."
20:30:53 Anthal takes his shirt off and throws it at her, despite the fact that she could live in it.
20:30:56 Maesaeloria giggles. "Dalaran eats EVERYTHING! OMnomnom so hungry!"
20:31:03 Philomene is hit in the face by a shirt!
20:31:10 [Philomene]: ARGHLARGH.
20:31:15 Jocastia murmurs, putting emphasis on the wrong words. "I believe that is a dress you have, shadowcaller."
20:31:20 [Anthal]: Drink *that*! Ha!
20:31:20 Maesaeloria laughs so hard she almost falls over.
20:31:21 Sigarni pauses at the stairs, staring warily.
20:31:33 Bonecaller waves at Sigarni.
20:31:35 Philomene leans on Mae and consequently also almost falls over.
20:31:44 Anthal hasn't drank that much, but appears to be quite merry all the same.
20:31:54 Philomene drags Anthal's shirt of her head.
20:32:02 [Philomene]: Waaait. Wait. Wait. Look.
20:32:06 Sigarni lifts a hand in response to the Gnome, but it's perfunctory.
20:32:08 [Jocastia]: What.
20:32:10 [Maesaeloria]: Menamena am sho shiney! From her hair to her toes so TINY!
20:32:11 [Anthal]: Huh?
20:32:12 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:32:25 Philomene , with the exaggerated care of a drunk, hangs Anthal's shirt on her winged mantle.
20:32:38 Maesaeloria laughs.
20:32:38 Anthal cracks up.
20:33:04 Philomene finds this simply hysterical.
20:33:28 Sigarni finds this disturbing, and takes a step back, feeling for the stairs.
20:33:50 Maesaeloria laughs and points at Mena's ornament. She takes another drink of wine.
20:33:59 Jocastia shakes her head.
20:34:03 [Anthal]: Ah, one bottle isn't enough, lemme go scavenge-
20:34:07 [Anthal]: Oh, hey!
20:34:13 [Jocastia]: ...What?
20:34:15 Anthal notices a Sig!
20:34:21 Jocastia whips around, stumbling down the stairs.
20:34:23 Philomene waggles her shoulder. "Men... are throwing shirts at me." She grows serious. "Never thought I'd see the day!"
20:34:40 Philomene can't hold it up. She starts laughing all over again. "Bottle?"
20:34:56 [Jocastia]: Windblade.
20:34:57 [Anthal]: Join the party? These two can barely stand.
20:34:57 Maesaeloria giggles. "Oooo So SEXY!" She hands the bottle to Mena before doing a dance move right there.
20:35:04 Sigarni eye the shirtless form of Anthal, tracing those scars all the way down and back up. She opens her mouth to say something, but is interrupted and distracted by Jo's stumble. Hand out, she takes a step closer.
20:35:20 [Sigarni]: Are you all right... Advisor?
20:35:28 Maesaeloria snickers. "Which one?"
20:35:38 [Anthal]: We're apprenticing ourselves to the Drunk Artisans back there.
20:35:41 [Philomene]: I'm not an 'visor anymore.
20:35:51 [Jocastia]: Mm copacetic, Windblade.
20:35:57 Sigarni 's tone is dry. "I did not mean you, Commander."
20:36:00 Bonecaller scowls and raises his hand in the air at an idea. He reaches under his robes into his pants pocket.
20:36:00 [Jocastia]: Wherefore?
20:36:11 Sigarni belatedly salutes.
20:36:11 Maesaeloria giggles. "No, but you were! Of tha 'Cadme."
20:36:30 Philomene takes a swig of magewine straight from the bottle. Oh, dear.
20:36:50 Jocastia holds her hand out behind her, reaching for bottle.
20:36:52 [Maesaeloria]: Bottomful Bottles!
20:37:05 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:37:12 Anthal carries on to carry out his mission: Booze scrounging.
20:37:13 Philomene takes another greedy drink before pressing the bottle into Jo's hand. "'s nice to share.'
20:37:21 Maesaeloria nods. "SO nice!"
20:37:38 Jocastia smiles vaguely and takes a long drink.
20:37:41 [Maesaeloria]: Shall we....actually go...INTO tha Mess? That I DIDN'T DO!

20:37:50 Maesaeloria laughs
20:37:53 Anthal returns with his flagon of stout refilled to the brim.
20:38:09 [Jocastia]: The matter, Sigarni?
20:38:09 [Anthal]: If you can make it! I dare you to try.
20:38:12 Philomene snorts. "You sound idiotic-- hey. Anthal, 's your shirt. Here!"
20:38:33 Philomene tosses the garment. Unfortunately it flutters and falls short.
20:38:34 Maesaeloria sticks her tongue out at Mena. "Well, exCUUUSe ME, Princess!"
20:38:53 Philomene tries to grab Mae's tongue.
20:39:07 Sigarni 's brows furrow. At Jo's words, she glances at her and then shakes her head, afixing a plastic smile to her face. "Nothing at all, Advisor. It is... refreshing... to see you all relaxing."
20:39:08 Maesaeloria laughs at Mena and hugs her.
20:39:26 Anthal stares at the shirt, as if wading through a length mental debate. In the end he leaves it where it is with a "Naaaah."
20:39:34 Philomene makes a small squeak as she is hugged.
20:39:36 [Jocastia]: Does it still hurt, Windblade?
20:40:58 Philomene mutters, "Waaaait. Wait. Wait. Mae."
20:40:58 Sigarni flicks her gaze to Jocastia and shakes her head, the movement small. "Can I get you something to drink, Ma'am?"
20:41:23 [Maesaeloria]: What, what, WHAT, Menamena?
20:41:28 Jocastia shakes her head. Clearly the room is following her.
20:41:29 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:41:43 Jocastia mounts the stair, a mountain.
20:41:46 Philomene 's enameled toes wiggle. She whispers, "I left my shoes."
20:41:53 Bonecaller scowls very deeply as he finds his prize. He pulls out a small bag of [Shimmering Dust.]
20:41:58 Jocastia holds the bottle out.
20:42:00 Maesaeloria holds her hands out to Jo, looking for the bottle. "Aww, but Dalaran eats shoes!"
20:42:13 [Maesaeloria]: That's why I never wear any! Nothin' can eat my shoes!
20:42:28 Bonecaller takes a snort of [Shimmering Dust.]
20:42:29 Jocastia smiles broadly at Sigarni.
20:42:34 Maesaeloria takes the bottle and takes a drink before holding it to Mena.
20:42:38 Sigarni swallows tightly as Jocastia approaches.
20:42:47 Anthal leans on the stone portal and drinks, content to observe and listen for a while.
20:43:00 [Bonecaller]: Much better! Now I can have fun too!
20:43:02 Philomene laughs. "Wait, wait. He's doing dust." She points at Bonecaller. "You're going to rot yourself."
20:43:06 [Philomene]: Oh. Sorry.
20:43:12 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:43:31 Jocastia stands on her toes and stage whispers, "Hearth, see, where the fire burns hottest?"
20:43:39 Jocastia turns as if she hadn't approached at all.
20:43:40 [Maesaeloria]: Ryk loooooved dat stuff.
20:43:47 Maesaeloria cuddles against Mena.
20:43:57 Philomene snorts and hugs Mae.
20:44:00 Kalathor stands at attention and salutes.
20:44:01 Jocastia scowls at Mae.
20:44:07 Sigarni flinches at the words, her hand lifting to her neck beneath her hair.
20:44:22 [Philomene]: Wait. My legs are tired.
20:44:32 Anthal quirks an eyebrow in Sig's general direction.
20:44:37 Philomene lifts her legs. "Been standing here for DAYS."
20:44:48 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:45:21 Sigarni glances at Anthal, the only one not falling down. Currently.
20:45:36 Maesaeloria kisses Mena's cheek and becons to Anthal. "Anny! We needz you!"
20:45:51 Bonecaller laughs out loud...at apparently nothing.
20:46:11 Jocastia concentrates on Mena for a moment. Levitation is Not. A. Vailable.
20:46:20 [Sigarni]: I need a drink.
20:46:22 [Jocastia]: Apologies! I tried, shadowcaller!
20:46:26 Anthal seems torn between potential sober conversation and total falling down drunk conversation. He ponders for some time.
20:46:28 Bonecaller dances with Sigarni.
20:46:29 [Philomene]: Ah, kissed. Romance overwhelms. Let's go sit.
20:46:39 Sigarni hops the counter.
20:46:48 Maesaeloria giggles at Mena. "Sure! Was gunna have Anny take you to the table...Or me.."
20:46:58 [Philomene]: I can walk. Watch.
20:47:02 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:47:03 [Anthal]: I would try my luck with the both of ya.
20:47:07 Philomene heel-toes with exaggerated care.
20:47:11 [Anthal]: Carrying, that is.
20:47:25 Bonecaller scowls at Sigarni. "Join me! Don't leave me hangin!"
20:47:27 Maesaeloria claps for Mena.
20:47:43 [Anthal]: You still got it too, Mae?
20:47:47 Maesaeloria looks at the stairs for a minute.
20:47:56 Philomene sorta melts into a chair.
20:48:09 Jocastia hesitates, then pulls a chair next to Mena.
20:48:10 [Philomene]: I AM CHAMPION WALKER.
20:48:15 Bonecaller frowns at Mena. "You really are shiny!"
20:48:22 Maesaeloria sticks her tongue out like she's concentrating then takes a few steps down the stairs. She stumbles on the last one.
20:48:32 [Bonecaller]: You too. *He glares at Jo*
20:48:33 Maesaeloria grabs onto Anthal.
20:48:34 Philomene leans in and curls an arm carelessly around Jo's waist.
20:48:36 Anthal stands at the foot of all four stairs and waits to have to catch Mae.
20:48:49 [Maesaeloria]: Ooohh. You so TAALL.
20:48:51 You giggle at Anthal.
20:48:55 Sigarni perches on the bannister and watches, her gaze frequently drifting to Jocastia.
20:48:57 [Jocastia]: Certainly won't.
20:49:03 [Anthal]: Yep! Let's get you seated, maybe you won't fall out.
20:49:19 Anthal starts half-dragging Mae backwards to a chair.
20:49:21 Jocastia wavers in her seat drunkenly. What the hell was in her flask?
20:49:27 Maesaeloria beams up at Anthal and stands on her tip toes, kissing his cheek.
20:49:27 [Philomene]: Hermogenes is dancing.
20:49:31 [Maesaeloria]: So cute
20:49:33 [Bonecaller]: I am!
20:49:40 Philomene drops her head on Jo's shoulder. "I danced, Jo."
20:49:42 [Bonecaller]: I haven't danced in years!
20:49:51 Maesaeloria giggles. "She's GOOD dancer!"
20:49:56 [Anthal]: Thanks, but I'm married. Or is that void now? It had better be.
20:50:05 Jocastia rests her head against Mena's. "With whom, shadowcaller?"
20:50:13 Anthal gently nudges Mae into a chair.
20:50:16 Maesaeloria grabs a chair and pours herself into it.
20:50:21 [Philomene]: Mae and Tarnne and... what's his name again?
20:50:40 Anthal seats himself with possibly the most grace of anyone at the table.
20:50:40 Maesaeloria beams at Anthal. "Deadric? Dorric? Somefing."
20:50:44 Philomene blinks. "Wait. Bottomful! Who has it?"
20:51:02 Maesaeloria holds the bottle up. She takes a swig and passes it around the table.
20:51:08 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:51:12 Bonecaller finallly takes a seat, and just sort of...stares into space.
20:51:14 [Philomene]: Magewine is tremendo--CAT.
20:51:21 Jocastia looks up, glancing briefly at Sig.
20:51:25 [Jocastia]: WAIT. That's not Kitten.
20:51:30 Maesaeloria points at Mena and laughs. "HAAA"
20:51:34 [Jocastia]: Windblade. Right.
20:51:44 Anthal starts chugging when he gets his turn with the bottomful bottle.
20:51:51 [Philomene]: 's a cat on the table. Wait. Is that just me? Waaaaait.
20:52:01 [Jocastia]: Uther, shadowcaller.
20:52:11 Sigarni lowers her gaze, concentrating on her ale and hiding her expression behind a sheaf of hair.
20:52:13 [Maesaeloria]: Cute lil' pussy cat...
20:52:17 Philomene leans in. She whispers, "I left my shoes there, Jo."
20:52:33 Bonecaller frowns at the cat. "I will not cook him!"
20:52:41 Jocastia strokes Mena's hair. "You said. You said that."
20:52:45 [Maesaeloria]: I didn't loose NOFFIN!
20:52:46 Maesaeloria giggles.
20:52:48 Anthal chugs. Six, seven, eight- and he shakes his head like a wet dog, making that odd tongue-stuck-out-face people make. He passes the bottle on.
20:52:53 Philomene laughs. "Dignity!"
20:53:07 [Anthal]: Dignity? Whassat?
20:53:22 Jocastia stares glassy-eyed at Mena.
20:53:22 Philomene accepts the bottle. "Mae lost hers in Dal'ran. It's with my shoes."
20:53:25 Maesaeloria laughs. "Oh, He's out on the town somewhere. But Shhhh itsa secret!"
20:53:30 [Philomene]: Shhhhhh.
20:53:38 [Maesaeloria]: Shhhh!
20:53:42 Maesaeloria giggles
20:53:47 [Jocastia]: Shhh.
20:53:58 Bonecaller smiles at Sigarni. "Greetings girl I've never met! I'm Hermogenes Spellsprocket!"
20:54:15 Philomene leans against Jo's hair-petting hand.
20:54:26 [Philomene]: We should play something.
20:54:34 [Jocastia]: Play what?
20:54:34 Sigarni quaffs her ale and regards the Gnome. "Sigarni Windblade. Pleasure."
20:54:36 [Maesaeloria]: Oooh. What?
20:54:38 [Sigarni]: Truths.
20:54:43 [Sigarni]: Play Truths.
20:54:46 [Anthal]: A good one!
20:54:46 [Maesaeloria]: I'm all ears!
20:54:58 Maesaeloria reaches up and moves her's around. "SEE?!"
20:55:24 Bonecaller gets a confused look and frowns once again at Sigarni. "No, wait. Spellsprocket is dead. I'm Hermogenes Bonecaller now."
20:55:49 Maesaeloria giggles and moves her ears around more.
20:55:53 Sigarni looks at the gnome impassively. "We wear many names."
20:55:57 [Anthal]: So, what're the rules exactly?
20:56:00 [Philomene]: Waaaaait. Wait. Who's playing?
20:56:05 [Anthal]: And more importntntly, who starts?
20:56:06 [Maesaeloria]: I'll play!
20:56:07 [Jocastia]: Us.
20:56:11 [Jocastia]: We're playing.
20:56:19 Maesaeloria pokes Anthal in the chest. "YOU! You start!"
20:56:20 [Jocastia]: The.. the ones of us in this area.
20:56:46 Philomene enunciates, "The ones of us."
20:56:48 [Anthal]: Fine, fine! What do?
20:56:52 Bonecaller nods. "May I play also?"
20:56:59 Anthal blinks. "There went my grammar."
20:57:00 [Jocastia]: You're here, yes.
20:57:08 [Philomene]: You have to ask a question.
20:57:28 [Anthal]: Any question to anyone?
20:57:40 Philomene glugs.
20:58:16 [Philomene]: Here, Jo. Bottomful. And you have to answer or drink. Yes.
20:58:34 Jocastia takes the bottle gladly and drinks.
20:58:36 [Anthal]: Mena.
20:58:42 [Philomene]: Shitnotme.
20:58:46 [Sigarni]: Begging your pardon, Ma'am but it's answer or pay a forfeit where I come from.
20:58:47 Anthal marshals a straight face for long enough to adress her.
20:58:49 Jocastia almost spits!
20:59:04 [Philomene]: Waiiiit. What's the forget?
20:59:31 [Bonecaller]: You are all so beautiful, you sparkle like Naaru.
20:59:33 [Sigarni]: Forfeit, Ma'am. A small enough thing set and performed in lieu of answering.
20:59:48 [Sigarni]: A drink, a token, some silly task.
20:59:53 [Anthal]: Interesting.
21:00:00 Philomene points at Sigarni. Or... points about six inches off of where Sigarni is. "Let's do that."
21:00:11 [Anthal]: Who decides it?
21:00:13 [Jocastia]: I like it.
21:00:24 [Jocastia]: The asker?
21:00:26 [Philomene]: Asker.
21:00:31 [Jocastia]: Asker.
21:00:34 Jocastia nods at Mena.
21:00:37 Philomene nods at Jo. "'s fair."
21:00:40 [Anthal]: Right. Mena.
21:00:52 [Sigarni]: The room judges if the answer is true.
21:00:58 [Sigarni]: Penalty for lying.
21:01:04 [Anthal]: Who'd you crush on harder, me or my brother?
21:01:15 Jocastia snorts!
21:01:18 Philomene blinks.
21:01:32 [Philomene]: I never had a... Jored?! No. So pious.
21:01:52 Philomene laughs. "Jored to pious for the priestess!"
21:02:14 [Anthal]: He weren't that much of a 'botherer, either.
21:02:27 Philomene whispers, "Jo. Joooo. Anny thinks I liked his brother."
21:02:37 Maesaeloria giggles.
21:02:41 [Jocastia]: Oh no, but.
21:02:45 [Jocastia]: Then him??
21:02:52 Philomene seems to have forgotten she gets to ask now.
21:03:07 Sigarni keeps the game running. "Your turn, Commander. Assuming the room judges your answer truth?"
21:03:15 Sigarni looks around for any disagreement.,
21:03:16 Maesaeloria giggles and nods.
21:03:19 Jocastia shrugs.
21:03:28 Anthal nods.
21:03:35 [Philomene]: Hah. There is no 'mmander. She's a figment.
21:03:48 Maesaeloria giggles at Mena.
21:03:50 Sigarni flicks a brow and purses her lips, but says nothing.
21:04:05 [Sigarni]: Be that as it may, it's your turn.
21:04:09 Philomene looks around the room. "Hermogenes. Why do you make those faces? Worse than mine."
21:04:12 Maesaeloria sticks her tongue out at Sig. "You needta drink more!"
21:04:21 Jocastia takes another drink.
21:04:28 [Philomene]: Shhhhh, Mae. She's trying to get one over on us. Shhhh.
21:04:29 Maesaeloria looks around for Bottomfull.
21:04:34 Maesaeloria gigggles. "SHhhh."
21:04:53 Sigarni smiles crookedly at Mena, her expression disappearing into her mug as she takes another swallow.
21:04:54 Bonecaller ponders for a moment. "Smiling reminds me of my death. So I made adjustments."
21:04:58 Kiee nose twitchs
21:05:13 Kiee stands at attention and salutes.
21:05:14 Maesaeloria holds her hand out to Jo.
21:05:18 [Bonecaller]: Prikka helped me realize that.
21:05:21 [Anthal]: Makes sense.
21:05:23 Jocastia hands the bottle over.
21:05:32 Maesaeloria grins and takes a long drink of the wine.
21:05:39 Philomene trails her fingers through Jo's hair.
21:06:02 Jocastia blinks several times. She 'subtly' leans in that direction.
21:06:12 Bonecaller frowns over at Kiee. "Salutations again! You're just in time for fun!"
21:06:14 Maesaeloria blinks at them and pouts.
21:06:28 Maesaeloria points at Gene. "Yer turn!"
21:06:40 [Philomene]: Ogood. Someone's keeping track of turns.
21:06:41 Maesaeloria giggles and takes another long drink.
21:06:49 [Kiee]: Wow someone has been drinking...<her nose twitches>
21:06:57 Philomene smells like a winery.
21:07:03 [Bonecaller]: Oh! Hmm.
21:07:13 [Bonecaller]: I just pick someone, anyone?
21:07:15 Sigarni glances over at Kiee's voice and smiles. "Fair warning, you've entered a game of Truths."
21:07:33 [Kiee]: whats that?
21:07:43 [Philomene]: Waaait. Wait. Sobers have to catch up.
21:07:44 [Kiee]: mind if I sit next to ya?
21:07:47 [Anthal]: Just watch.
21:07:54 [Maesaeloria]: Yus, Hermon geans.
21:07:56 [Sigarni]: A game of intrigue, mainly. Suit yourself, Kiee.
21:08:12 Bonecaller scowls at Kiee. "Nope, I'm gonna ask her something. Are you afraid of me?"
21:08:41 [Kiee]: I have heard of truths and dare. anything like that?
21:08:44 Philomene whispers to Jo, "Next time you should come. We ate dumplings."
21:08:52 [Maesaeloria]: S'all truths.
21:09:09 Jocastia bobs her head. "I would have!"
21:09:10 [Maesaeloria]: OH! ANd figs stuffed with cheese and nummy nanner ice cream wif chocolate.
21:09:11 Sigarni nods. "Similar. Answer or pay a forfeit, penalty for lying. And I do believe you've been asked a question."
21:09:43 [Kiee]: Oh me? No Im not afraid you
21:10:08 Maesaeloria takes another deep drink of Bottomfull.
21:10:41 Bonecaller sits down by Kiee.
21:10:50 Maesaeloria giggles. "Yer turn..."
21:10:56 [Anthal]: A'right, your turn to ask, Emberstone.
21:11:07 Kiee looks at him and wrinkels her nose
21:11:08 Maesaeloria slides out of her seat and stumbles her way around the table.
21:11:12 [Kiee]: Anyone?
21:11:20 Sigarni gets to her feet and heads to the bar to refill her drink.
21:11:22 [Anthal]: Anyone anythin'.
21:11:24 [Philomene]: Hogging Bottomful again. Bottlehog. Worse than Fayeth, Mae.
21:11:26 Maesaeloria leans her head on Jo's shoulder.
21:11:33 [Kiee]: hmmm
21:11:38 Jocastia is surrounded by ladies.
21:11:54 Maesaeloria giggles. "ALways was, 'member?" She takes another drink and passes the bottle over.
21:12:06 [Kiee]: Sig ... Why do you like to scratch worgen ears?
21:12:14 Sigarni refills her tankard and turns, noting the fingers tangled in Jo's hair and her curious lean. Her mouth is hidden by her cup as she moves back to her seat, throat working quickly.
21:12:25 Bonecaller gets up and goes back to his other chair. Kiee passed the test.
21:12:42 Kiee lets out a breath
21:12:50 Philomene has a drink. She passes the bottle to Anthal.
21:13:23 Anthal swigs and dutifully passes it to his right. It takes him several seconds to realize nobody is there.
21:13:31 Philomene laaaaughs.
21:13:44 Sigarni licks her lips and wipes her mouth, rolling a shoulder in a casual shrug. Body lax and loose, she says, "They're fuzzy. And fierce. And beautiful in their tragedy. I don't fear to touch them, and for a moment, I bring joy."
21:13:49 Maesaeloria giggles at Anthal.
21:13:58 [Sigarni]: Although some are less fuzzy than others.
21:14:02 Sigarni eyes Kiee.
21:14:12 Anthal shoves the bottle back at Mena with a petulant look totally out of place on his face.
21:14:17 [Maesaeloria]: Mmm. Worgen fuzziez.
21:14:19 Philomene atttempts to disentangle herself from Jo.
21:14:19 Maesaeloria giggles.
21:14:31 Kiee smirks "These ears are for Kali."
21:14:38 [Jocastia]: Worgen bullshit. At least some have the decency--
21:14:40 [Maesaeloria]: Yer turn Siggy.
21:14:43 Jocastia cuts herself off
21:14:55 Maesaeloria giggles and smiles.
21:15:03 Kiee seems to shift in her chair a little trying to get comforatble
21:15:38 [Philomene]: Waaaait. Wait. I have to go home.
21:15:48 Jocastia starts.
21:15:50 Sigarni turns a look to Jocastia, eyes flinty and sharp. Her lips part, but her question is interrupted.
21:15:51 [Maesaeloria]: Whaaat?! Nooooo. Menamena stay and play!
21:15:59 [Bonecaller]: Isn't that some sort of penalty to drop out early?
21:16:22 Philomene snorts. "I can't. I gotta... go. I told 'amare I'd be there!"
21:16:27 [Maesaeloria]: Yus! Nasty pently. We tickles you!
21:16:33 Jocastia whispers to Mena, loudly, "I miss you."
21:16:35 Kiee watches to see the rulling on that one
21:16:43 [Bonecaller]: Yes! We must all tickle you!
21:16:47 Maesaeloria giggles.
21:16:49 [Anthal]: Sounds like a penalty!
21:16:51 Philomene blinks at Jo from way close.
21:17:00 [Anthal]: I kinda wanna hear the question though.
21:17:03 Sigarni stands, leaving her ale behind.
21:17:11 [Philomene]: Miss you too, sad song.
21:17:17 [Sigarni]: Game called on account of duty, I'm afraid.
21:17:28 Maesaeloria pouts. "Mena, we do this 'gain next month, right?"
21:17:30 Philomene drops a hand on Jo's hair, then comes to her feet unsteadily.
21:17:35 Jocastia looks down at the table.
21:17:47 [Jocastia]: But you disappeared!
21:17:56 Jocastia is talking to the table.
21:18:04 Maesaeloria pouts and hugs Jo.
21:18:34 Jocastia looks at Mae. Her face is unreadable.
21:18:56 [Philomene]: Waaait. I... gotta go. Shit. Jo. Let's...
21:19:10 [Bonecaller]: Well, I guess if we're done, we're done. Thank you all. For a few moments I could swear I felt my heart beat.
21:19:17 [Sigarni]: Shadow's shelter, everyone.
21:19:26 [Maesaeloria]: OH, just go to your men, Menamena. They have fun with youz.
21:19:27 [Kiee]: well it sounded fun
21:19:30 Maesaeloria smiles at Mena.
21:19:32 [Jocastia]: ...what?
21:19:37 Anthal hauls himself up. "Ah well. No telling when this'll happen again."
21:19:40 Sigarni turns and walks away, hand rubbing compulsively at the back of her neck.
21:19:53 Philomene blinks at the back of Jo's head. "We gotta go visit Fray. But I gotta go."
21:20:02 Anthal frowns. He didn't get to his shirt before it is trodden on.
21:20:03 [Jocastia]: Oh.
21:20:14 [Jocastia]: Oh. Okay.
21:20:22 [Jocastia]: Shadowcaller. Okay.
21:20:31 Philomene wraps her arms around Jo. "Okay, Threnody."
21:20:53 Jocastia suddenly starts leaking form the eye areas.
21:21:00 Philomene doesn't notice!
21:21:07 Maesaeloria waves saddly at Mena. "Love you, Menamena."
21:21:30 [Kiee]: Umm ... I know interupting right?
21:21:31 Maesaeloria hugs Jo. "Gunna try...finding bed."
21:21:42 [Jocastia]: Oh.
21:21:44 Maesaeloria stumbles to her feet and giggles.
21:21:54 Maesaeloria kisses Jo's cheek.
21:21:57 [Jocastia]: Where did Sigarni go?
21:22:05 [Maesaeloria]: No 'dea.
21:22:09 [Jocastia]: Oh.
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The first couple lines got clipped, but here's our starting script for a remake of Hitch starring Sidheach and Hildan Pearce.

7/3 18:07:14.687 Sidheach says: I don't think so, no. I wish to woo.
7/3 18:07:49.218 Hildan reaches up, undoing the latches in his helm. "Ah! Yes, I think I can help you there."
7/3 18:07:51.718 Sidheach says: May I practice my woo? You can tell me if I am doing it wrong.
7/3 18:08:19.718 Hildan dabs some condensation fromhis face. "Ah, sure."
77/3 18:08:38.937 Sidheach lunges forward and gropes Hildans 'chest'.
7/3 18:08:56.687 Hildan says: Ah ah ah. No, not as a first move.
7/3 18:09:06.015 Sidheach says: Hmm. I see.
7/3 18:09:33.359 Sidheach leans in and gently kisses Hildan on the cheek.
7/3 18:09:49.218 Hildan says: Wooing is like warfare, Sidheach. You have to know your opponent - well, that's a poor term for romance bu - oh! Well that's an improvement, but no.
7/3 18:10:08.828 Hildan can't help but squirm a bit under the kiss. Ew.
7/3 18:11:33.296 Hildan clasps his hands in front of him. "So I imagine there's someone specific in mind? What do you know about her?"
7/3 18:11:56.375 Sidheach says: Davvi.
7/3 18:12:02.531 Hildan rolls 86 (1-100)
7/3 18:12:04.781 Sidheach says: She's short.
7/3 18:12:08.328 Hildan smiles mildly.
7/3 18:12:30.359 Hildan says: What does she like?
7/3 18:13:09.000 Sidheach says: I do not know. I can try to find out!
7/3 18:13:22.343 Hildan nods with a bright smile. "That would be an excellent first step."
7/3 18:13:35.640 Sidheach says: Thank you, sir! Hildan. Sir.
7/3 18:13:43.906 You salute Sidheach with respect.
7/3 18:13:47.375 Sidheach makes it seem like it's probably respect. He winks as he does it, so it's hard to tell.
7/3 18:13:47.437 Sidheach salutes you with respect.
7/3 18:13:56.953 Hildan says: Pleased to be of service, Novice.
7/3 18:14:16.109 Sidheach says: I will look for you when I know more.
7/3 18:14:31.390 Hildan nods. "Excellent! I'll be around." He whistles again.
7/3 18:14:32.406 Sidheach says: Good luck in your own endeavors!
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Love in the Air will mean something so different this year...


02:28:27 Urika sighs contentedly as she settles back in the chair.
02:28:32 Bonecaller waves to Urika.
02:28:37 Edania raises an eyebrow at Urika and grins.
02:28:39 [Bonecaller]: Did he woo you?
02:28:51 Edania giggles.
02:28:56 Urika sputters halfway through her sigh and chokes, "What? Nae."
02:29:19 Edania giggles again. "Excuse me. I need to see if I can catch him."
02:29:26 Urika nods at Edania.

-- Edania goes upstairs to find Brom. I think I got all their conversation out of the rest of this. --

02:29:53 Bonecaller nods. "That's too bad, maybe he couldn't find any good flowers for you."
02:29:54 [Urika]: What's he givin' her now?
02:30:28 [Urika]: I can find me own iffin' I need 'em.
02:30:42 Prikka sighs. "Anti-magic brew."
02:30:50 Urika fidgits with one of her braids.
02:31:03 [Urika]: Ah.
02:31:08 [Prikka]: Yep.
02:31:08 Bonecaller nods. "But then you would be wooing yourself. I think that is the wrong way to go about it. I don't remember for sure though."
02:31:18 Prikka stifles a laugh.
02:31:41 Urika snorts, "Lad, iffin' I want to woo myself I'll start a damn sight further along than flowers."
02:31:57 Urika turns a light shade of pink.
02:32:10 Prikka bites her lip. Hard.
02:32:32 Bonecaller nods. "Chocolates? I've heard they are great for wooing as well."
02:32:52 [Prikka]: Oh, I wouldn't try those with Littlebottom, dear.
02:32:53 Urika sighs, "Ai, sure. Chocolates."
02:33:16 [Prikka]: Yes, no doubt Urika enjoys... chocolates... often.
02:33:20 [Bonecaller]: Yes, I don't think they would be very good for her at all.
02:33:42 Urika covers her face with both hands.
02:34:44 Urika 's shoulders heave. She makes a couple small choking noises.
02:35:08 [Prikka]: Of course, it must be difficult to find time to herself and enjoy the chocolates properly.
02:35:43 Bonecaller scowls deeply. "How do you enjoy chocolates? I thought you just put them in your mouth."
02:35:50 Urika wipes at her face and hiccups a laugh.
02:36:16 [Urika]: Ai, ... hic... ai, I'm sure yae could do to enjoy some o're the Furlough too, lass.
02:37:06 Prikka colors faintly. "I, erm, am not really familiar with the process."
02:37:33 Urika clears her throat, "Yae have to, ah, get the right kind. Then yae got to eat them slowly."
02:38:35 Urika goes a bit redder, "Ah, yae've nae ever.. at all?"
02:38:51 Prikka turns crimson.
02:39:00 [Bonecaller]: I'm sure I enjoyed chocolates all the time when I was alive!
02:39:18 Prikka buries her face in skirts and dissolves into laughter.
02:39:35 [Urika]: Well, yae've got two weeks... oh lad, I'm sure... hic... haw... sure.. haw...
02:39:41 Urika buries her face in her hands again.
02:40:53 Bonecaller scowls deeply, so happy to be a part of this pleasant conversation.
02:40:56 Prikka sits up and wipes her eyes.
02:41:08 [Prikka]: Thank you both. I needed that.
02:41:15 Urika sniffles and wipes at her eyes. "Ai... jest, ai."
02:41:49 [Bonecaller]: I will see if I can find a nice big box of chocolates for both of you to share, since you've never enjoyed them Prikka!

-- Edania returns from upstairs --

02:42:27 Edania smiles at everyone.
02:42:41 Bonecaller scowls at Ania.
02:42:52 Urika runs a hand down her face.
02:42:58 [Bonecaller]: Have you every enjoyed chocolates, Ania?
02:42:59 Prikka eyes Urika. "I don't think Urika is the type that would enjoy... sharing chocolates with me."
02:43:28 Edania looks between the women, then at Gene. "I normally enjoy chocolates, yes, though I don't like sweets all that much."
02:43:28 [Urika]: Nae, Marshal. Yae and I would prolly nae like the same sort.
02:43:59 Urika snickers, her face is extremely red, her eyes wet.
02:44:11 Edania looks at the two again.
02:44:45 Bonecaller nods. "I didn't even know there were different types of chocolates."
02:44:54 [Prikka]: Which begs the question of what sort you think I'd like.
02:45:01 Prikka grins wickedly.
02:45:30 Edania tilts her head. "You'd probably like white chocolate."
02:45:35 Urika busts out with a loud guffaw.
02:45:54 [Urika]: I cannae even begin to imagine the depths o yaer... pallet, Marshal.
02:46:38 Prikka looks up at the ceiling. "Let's see. Urika seems to be interested in very sweet, milky chocolate. Edania might prefer a bitter dark."
02:46:52 Edania blinks at Urika. Oh really? She grins. "Don't they have a kind called Dwarf Butter?"
02:46:59 [Prikka]: HA!
02:47:14 Urika pitches forward and about falls out of her chair, "Noooooohahawhah..."
02:48:05 Bonecaller never realized how great chocolates were. "Are you sure Lil wouldn't like chocolates?"
02:48:13 [Edania]: Prikka, do you ever think about finding a mate? I know your life growing up was atypical, but I'm confused.
02:48:52 [Edania]: I mean, confused as to what you might like in your chocolates.
02:49:54 [Prikka]: Ah, well, I mean, I've thought about it, certainly. It would never happen.
02:49:58 [Edania]: Why?
02:50:20 Urika sniffs and wipes at her eyes before looking over at Prikka.
02:50:29 Prikka shrugs. "Folk don't see me that way."
02:51:00 [Urika]: Ah, well nae now, but yae never know.
02:51:05 [Bonecaller]: I could see you enjoying chocolates. *still doesn't get it*
02:51:14 Edania giggles.
02:51:30 [Edania]: Perhaps if you bought your own, then?
02:51:32 Prikka quirks an eyebrow. "No doubt I would, Hermogenes."
02:51:38 Urika smirks, but nod at Gene, "Ai, yae might want to look into... researchin' chocolates. Fer yaerself."
02:51:47 Prikka squeezes her eyes shut.
02:52:18 Edania blinks. She looks at Gene curiously, then signs to Urika so Gene doesn't see.
02:52:22 Bonecaller nods. "I may have to, although I am dead now, and I doubt I would enjoy them as much as you three would."
02:52:37 Prikka clears her throat. "No doubt."
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The follow-up! Ania, Urika, and Prikka go to Bruuk's tavern, having forgotten that the server is about to shut down.
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7/12 02:12:22.697 GCD: Philomene: <snide-ass laughter>
7/12 02:12:23.370 GCD: Hildan: *sound of clattering platemail*
7/12 02:12:46.217 GCD: Prikka: Thought you were going to Deepholm tomorrow, Pearce?
7/12 02:12:51.359 Urika sniffs her cup before pouring out a measure of mead.
7/12 02:13:04.961 GCD: Urika: Sounds like he's halfway deep now...
7/12 02:13:07.431 Edania does the same.
7/12 02:13:12.409 Prikka looks at the mug laid out. "Goodness, that thing's as big as my head."
7/12 02:13:16.141 GCD: Philomene: You should offer to wake him up bright and early, Squints.
7/12 02:13:25.370 GCD: Prikka: Erm. Might be out myself, ma'am.
7/12 02:13:30.043 Urika nods at Prikka, "Proper sized!"
7/12 02:13:37.020 GCD: Edania: Well, I'll be around to talk gems remember, Chaplain?
7/12 02:13:38.181 Prikka says: That it is.
7/12 02:13:42.736 GCD: Philomene: I, on the other hand, will be sleeping in.
7/12 02:13:52.266 GCD: Jocastia: Mm. Where is everyone?
7/12 02:14:15.318 GCD: Philomene: On my way to the cabin. I... do not recommend the Endeavor tonight, Threnody.
7/12 02:14:18.864 GCD: Hildan: Gunn home.
7/12 02:14:22.982 Prikka says: Oh, dear.
7/12 02:14:23.705 Edania giggles. She takes a sip.
7/12 02:14:33.811 Prikka takes rather more than a sip.
7/12 02:14:47.848 Urika raises her glass, "To those o' us what have fallen already this night. May their sodden arses find safe lodgin'."
7/12 02:14:52.723 GCD: Jocastia: Family Nash is finally home, Shadowcaller?
7/12 02:15:01.077 Edania laughs.
7/12 02:15:13.366 Edania raises her glass. "Cheers!"
7/12 02:15:22.377 Prikka follows along. "Indeed."
7/12 02:15:28.346 GCD: Philomene: I believe so, yes. Diligent's off his feed, so mind yourself if you roll in tonight.
7/12 02:16:02.557 Urika downs her first glass and props the cup on the table.
7/12 02:16:15.907 GCD: Jocastia: <a pause, dead air> Right. I'll stay in the keep tonight.
7/12 02:16:20.041 Prikka refills her cup. "So. Urika. Enlighten us."
7/12 02:16:37.391 Urika says: Where do yae want me to start?
7/12 02:17:05.718 Edania says: On what exactly?
7/12 02:17:06.070 GCD: Prikka: Some of us are getting bronzed at that brunch place, Advisor, if you'd like to join us.
7/12 02:17:24.377 Prikka shrugs. "You asked about our preferences, remember?"
7/12 02:17:32.918 GCD: Edania: Bar in the Military Ward in Ironforge.
7/12 02:17:53.613 Edania smiles. "Oh yes." She takes another sip. "This is good." She takes a bigger drink.
7/12 02:18:05.112 GCD: Philomene: Mind that Edris if you're a tall, rich man.
7/12 02:18:06.138 Urika nods at Edania, "Chocolate." She snickers. "Yae mean on the real thing or... the other bit?"
7/12 02:18:16.392 Edania laughs. "Either."
7/12 02:18:17.957 GCD: Urika: I'm neither.
7/12 02:18:24.581 GCD: Prikka: Nope.
7/12 02:18:25.303 GCD: Edania: Exactly.
7/12 02:18:26.597 GCD: Philomene: ...you aren't?
7/12 02:18:32.701 GCD: Prikka: Go to bed, ma'am.
7/12 02:18:34.901 GCD: Hildan: - ight, HI YOUR MAJES -
7/12 02:18:50.689 GCD: Philomene: <laughter>
7/12 02:18:51.562 Prikka bursts out laughing.
7/12 02:18:52.184 GCD: Edania: *a giggle* Rest you two. We need you both hale and hearty soon enough.
7/12 02:18:58.084 Urika shakes her head at the G.C.D.
7/12 02:19:07.482 GCD: Philomene: I'll rest as soon as I get out to Duskwood.
7/12 02:19:11.822 Edania giggles. "He may be an ass, but he's a good man sometimes."
7/12 02:19:32.230 Prikka says: Quite often. You'd be surprised.
7/12 02:19:44.768 Urika says: Who? Chaplain?
7/12 02:19:49.831 GCD: Philomene: I plan on sleeping for many hours, then begging one of my menfolk for spider sausages.
7/12 02:20:01.026 Edania nods.
7/12 02:20:02.338 Prikka says: Mmhm.
7/12 02:21:14.023 Edania drinks some more wine. "Anyway, you were saying, Urika?"
7/12 02:21:17.723 Urika says: Good sense o' humor at least, cannae tell yae how relieved I am he's nae a preachin' sort.
7/12 02:21:33.187 Prikka leans forward. "So you -are- interested, then."
7/12 02:21:49.766 Urika clears her throat, "Ai, well... huh?"
7/12 02:21:56.522 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:22:05.736 Prikka says: In Brommidor.
7/12 02:22:22.041 Edania snorts. "I think she's still talking about Hildan."
7/12 02:22:34.348 GCD: Philomene: And here we are. Good night, my swordbrethren. Be safe, or barring that, be crafty.
7/12 02:22:36.229 Urika goes a bit pink at the edges again, "Oh, he's a fine lad. But ai, was speakin' o' the Chaplain..."
7/12 02:22:36.598 Prikka snrks. "Oh."
7/12 02:22:44.400 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:22:45.042 You wave at Jocastia.
7/12 02:22:49.848 Urika waves at Jocastia.
7/12 02:22:51.865 Edania says: OH! You blushed! You are!
7/12 02:22:52.372 GCD: Prikka: Preferably both, ma'am. Be well.
7/12 02:22:52.908 Jocastia says: Hello there.
7/12 02:23:15.872 Edania giggles at Urika.
7/12 02:23:24.211 Prikka says: We are discussing chocolate. And Urika's burning passion for Brommidor's sweet, manly beard.
7/12 02:23:26.734 Jocastia says: Nice change of locale from the keep.
7/12 02:23:40.519 Urika refills her cup and shakes her head, then almost spills half of it on the table.
7/12 02:23:48.889 Urika says: Feck yae, short pipe!
7/12 02:24:03.012 Urika smirks at Prikka.
7/12 02:24:04.122 Prikka says: Not likely.
7/12 02:24:12.391 Edania laughs.
7/12 02:24:21.672 Urika says: True. Yae're nae my type.
7/12 02:24:23.891 Prikka drains her cup and waves at Edris. "Mead, please."
7/12 02:24:38.819 Jocastia turns around.
7/12 02:25:03.631 Jocastia says: [Dwarven] One here too. And sweetbread?
7/12 02:25:06.291 Urika says: He does have a fine beard, I will give yae that.
7/12 02:25:07.130 Edania pours more wine into her glass. "Well? You still haven't said."
7/12 02:25:36.416 Edania says: Is tha' all a dwarven lass needs is a nice beard ta 'old onna?
7/12 02:25:38.465 Edania grins.
7/12 02:26:29.439 Urika snickers into her cup, "Well, it surely helps. But it ain't EVERYTHIN' so I've heard."
7/12 02:26:37.911 Edania laughs.
7/12 02:27:49.362 Edania says: So what DO you like in a man then?
7/12 02:28:09.229 Jocastia says: Rock faces, I understand.
7/12 02:28:29.338 Urika shrugs, "Haw, nae, that's a wee bit too hardcore even for meself."
7/12 02:28:39.996 Prikka says: Rock faces?
7/12 02:28:47.023 Edania snorts.
7/12 02:28:48.166 Jocastia says: Chiseled look.
7/12 02:28:53.041 Jocastia says: Tough.
7/12 02:29:04.709 Urika says: Ah... yae did nae mean the... well, nae yae mind then.
7/12 02:29:06.291 Edania says: Oh! I thought you were talking about the actual rock dwarves.
7/12 02:29:13.249 Prikka says: Bottoms.
7/12 02:29:14.223 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:29:19.234 Urika says: Ai, stoneskin is nae for that sort o' use.
7/12 02:29:26.227 Urika snickers.
7/12 02:30:14.544 Edania says: I like long hair on a guy. I don't know why. But..got to be filled out too, all strong looking.
7/12 02:31:06.324 Jocastia says: Coehen 'ad that kind of look, really.
7/12 02:31:11.874 Prikka says: I like it when boys wear pretty dresses.
7/12 02:31:20.957 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:31:23.640 Jocastia says: I almost went for him myself, but he looked a bit too much like Josrain.
7/12 02:31:25.894 Urika raises a mug to Edania, then snickers at Prikka, "Really?"
7/12 02:31:44.921 Prikka says: Feck, I don't know.
7/12 02:31:40.516 Edania says: Oh, so Mal is a boy?.
7/12 02:31:55.093 Edania smiles at Prikka.
7/12 02:31:56.807 Prikka grimaces. "Maldros is just narsty."
7/12 02:32:02.406 Edania says: Yes.
7/12 02:32:04.962 Urika says: Yae know, he's pissy enough to be a lass sometimes.
7/12 02:32:28.480 Edania giggles. "Try shaving his beard all the way. Perhaps he is one under all that hair.
7/12 02:32:37.878 Jocastia snorts.
7/12 02:32:59.295 Prikka says: Yes, but do you want to get close enough to find out?
7/12 02:33:18.425 Edania wrinkles her nose.
7/12 02:33:26.564 Urika says: Nae! An' besides, shavin' a lad's beard is... nae right. Cept in dire circumstances.
7/12 02:33:32.162 Edania says: Poor thing smells like he crawled out of something nasty.
7/12 02:33:35.844 Jocastia says: Lice?
7/12 02:33:44.352 Prikka says loftily, "Beards are horrible and should be abolished."
7/12 02:34:16.778 Urika blows a raspberry at Prikka, "Speak fer yaerself. I dunnae know what yae all see in them baby faced smooth-cheeks."
7/12 02:34:21.708 Edania says: Mmm.. Not all, Prikka.
7/12 02:34:33.390 Prikka says: You can actually SEE their cheeks, for one.
7/12 02:35:00.809 Urika says: Cheeks are fer lasses an' asses.
7/12 02:35:10.223 Prikka says: Those work, too.
7/12 02:35:10.491 Edania says: Never heard THAT before.
7/12 02:35:38.450 Urika nods at Jocastia, "What about yae? Beard or nae beard?"
7/12 02:35:56.893 Jocastia says: Mmm... Not anymore.
7/12 02:36:15.251 Urika tsks loudly, "Tie... ah well."
7/12 02:36:23.640 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:36:30.684 Prikka says: Tie one on her?
7/12 02:36:49.124 Edania wrinkles her nose. "Jocastia is too pretty to wear a beard."
7/12 02:37:00.658 Jocastia says: That I am.
7/12 02:37:15.638 Urika says: Ai, but maybe a moustache...
7/12 02:37:17.149 Prikka says: Yes. It would cover her tits.
7/12 02:37:23.605 Prikka giggles.
7/12 02:37:24.748 Urika snerks at Prikka.
7/12 02:37:27.960 Urika is getting drunk off of Flagon of Mead.
7/12 02:37:36.012 Jocastia says: That would be a shame.
7/12 02:37:40.316 Edania nods.
7/12 02:37:44.788 Prikka looks down at her own.
7/12 02:38:00.692 Prikka says: Hullo. Don't see you boys often.
7/12 02:38:11.335 Urika uses her cup to point to Prikka and her endowments. "They're nae boys!"
7/12 02:38:20.058 Prikka says: Yesh they are! The Boys!
7/12 02:38:29.237 Urika says: The lasses! Gawh.
7/12 02:39:04.997 Urika says: Nae wonder yae haven't had a lad ask yae before... yae call 'em the lads an' it'll scare 'em off.
7/12 02:39:06.004 Prikka says: They're mine and I say they're The Boys. So there.
7/12 02:39:07.366 Jocastia says: Know what I call mine?
7/12 02:39:14.192 Prikka sticks out her tongue.
7/12 02:39:28.228 Jocastia says: 'My tits.'
7/12 02:39:36.096 Jocastia rolls her eyes.
7/12 02:39:41.240 Prikka raises her mug. "That is an excellent label."
7/12 02:39:50.521 Urika says: Well that's... ai... accurate.
7/12 02:40:23.280 Edania giggles. "So what do you call them?"
7/12 02:40:37.351 Urika says: Well we've all shaid! What do YAE call 'em?
7/12 02:41:15.212 Edania says: Never given them a name before. Boobs, breasts, tits, titties, tracts of land...
7/12 02:41:16.764 Edania shrugs.
7/12 02:41:43.882 Edania says: I think I found that last one in a book. Or something.
7/12 02:41:45.662 Prikka says: Things are funnier when you name them. Like Binky.
7/12 02:41:56.623 Edania says: Well, there's two of them.
7/12 02:42:00.019 Urika rubs her face, "Ai, ... binky?"
7/12 02:42:11.283 Prikka says: Binky is a demon.
7/12 02:42:15.856 Urika tries to wrap her head and mouth around that. "Buuuhiiinky."
7/12 02:42:19.520 Jocastia says: Apparently.
7/12 02:42:30.389 Urika looks tipsy.
7/12 02:42:43.882 Jocastia says: I thought binky was a thing you gave babies to suck on.
7/12 02:42:48.824 Edania nods.
7/12 02:42:52.688 Prikka laughs. "Is it?"
7/12 02:43:15.302 Edania says: Yes. It's to keep them quiet.
7/12 02:43:41.341 Urika says: Huh. Ai, suppose it is. ...hic!
7/12 02:43:48.166 Prikka says: Thought that was a paedophile.
7/12 02:43:59.767 Urika says: Well that'sh a good name fer them.... whaaah?
7/12 02:44:00.707 Edania blinks at Prikka.
7/12 02:44:02.019 Prikka giggles at herself.
7/12 02:44:12.778 Jocastia says: Er. No.
7/12 02:44:35.356 Jocastia says: Pacifier.
7/12 02:44:53.211 Urika snaps a finger and points to Jocastia, "That's it."
7/12 02:46:17.589 Prikka says: OH! Ma'am! Can we give Edania an anti-magic potion sho she doesn't dead me up?
7/12 02:46:27.402 Urika blinks at Prikka.
7/12 02:46:28.985 Prikka says: In writing, too!
7/12 02:46:40.181 Edania giggle snorts.
7/12 02:46:49.463 Jocastia tilts her head to one side, then nods.
7/12 02:46:53.329 Edania says: Dead you up?
7/12 02:46:59.215 Prikka pushes her notepad and pen across the table. "Thank you!"
7/12 02:47:08.930 Jocastia says: Figure that will help?
7/12 02:47:24.631 Prikka says: Right. Or Adann. He's gonna piss one of us off, mark my words.
7/12 02:47:31.623 Jocastia says: I have one in my bag.
7/12 02:47:46.486 Prikka says: On paper, please!
7/12 02:47:46.788 Edania says: Bromm is making me some.
7/12 02:47:51.395 Urika shakes her head, "Who? How?"
7/12 02:47:53.548 Edania says: And yes, please write it down.
7/12 02:48:02.188 Prikka says: Yes and I heard that!
7/12 02:48:08.980 Jocastia says: Ah, that I'll allow it, hm?
7/12 02:48:12.845 Jocastia takes up the pen.
7/12 02:48:14.863 Urika says: He's a good lad. Nice beard.
7/12 02:48:16.210 Prikka says: About the three of them! And not telling me! That's mean.
7/12 02:48:34.129 Jocastia is a southpaw, amg!
7/12 02:48:46.873 Urika looks tipsy.
7/12 02:48:48.624 Edania blinks at Prikka.
7/12 02:49:00.556 Prikka says: I am the Watcher. I know all!
7/12 02:49:27.387 Jocastia writes out the order and signs.
7/12 02:49:29.606 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:49:52.573 Edania says: If the Commander asks, you can just show her that.
7/12 02:50:13.320 Prikka says: Yep. Shhe might not be happy if we take away a mage.
7/12 02:50:22.395 Jocastia says: Won't be permanent.
7/12 02:50:35.540 Urika says: Better for a bit than forever.
7/12 02:50:40.920 Jocastia nods.
7/12 02:50:45.123 Edania looks down and nods.
7/12 02:50:56.960 Prikka says: Temp'ry can be a loooong time though. I couldn't do it. Better person 'n me.
7/12 02:51:11.113 Edania says: I'd rather not be a danger.
7/12 02:51:16.292 Jocastia says: Will have to ask Bromm how long it will be.
7/12 02:51:59.833 Prikka says: Think he said a month. We should dilute it, do a week at a time.
7/12 02:52:06.423 Jocastia nods.
7/12 02:52:11.098 Jocastia says: have him do that, of course.
7/12 02:52:26.463 Urika nods, "That's a good idea."
7/12 02:53:23.522 Prikka says: Welp.
7/12 02:53:29.775 Edania giggles.
7/12 02:53:34.817 Prikka says: I made myself sad.
7/12 02:53:38.886 Jocastia says: How?
7/12 02:53:44.132 Urika squints at Prikka, "Why?"
7/12 02:53:50.351 Edania looks down. She mutters something.
7/12 02:53:50.688 Prikka says: Thinkin' 'bout stuff.
7/12 02:54:00.172 Jocastia says: Do you need a hug, Marshal Friday?
7/12 02:54:16.376 Prikka peers blearily. "What?"
7/12 02:54:23.975 Jocastia says: A hug, Prikka.
7/12 02:54:27.170 Urika says: A hug, Yae know. With yaer arms.
7/12 02:54:33.993 Prikka says: What's a Marshal Friday?
7/12 02:54:41.090 Jocastia says: That's you.
7/12 02:54:46.469 Edania hugs Prikka without touching skin to skin on any part of the gnome.
7/12 02:54:56.624 Prikka says: 'm not! I'm a Marshal Pr--oof!
7/12 02:54:57.700 Urika says: I did nae know yaer surname was Friday. How... gnomish.
7/12 02:55:11.988 Edania smiles at Prikka.
7/12 02:55:18.949 Prikka is muffled by boobs. "It's not!"
7/12 02:55:26.915 Edania giggles and lets Prikka go.
7/12 02:55:39.024 Edania says: Prikka doesn't have one.
7/12 02:55:42.856 Edania says: She's just Prikka.
7/12 02:55:49.545 Urika says: Yae should have one!
7/12 02:55:48.404 Prikka wails, "I don't even have a name name!"
7/12 02:55:54.723 Urika says: Waaah?
7/12 02:56:10.323 Prikka says: 'm prr kha.
7/12 02:56:30.229 Urika says: Well now yaer just drunk.
7/12 02:56:36.380 Prikka says: Yes I am!
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Oh dear... I'm glad I logged when I did. Don't think I could handle that hilarity.

Things that made me nearly crack up while reading this:
-Dwarf Butter
-"Cheeks are fer lasses an' asses."
-Jo: I thought a binky is what you gave a baby to suck on? Prikka: Thought that was a paedophile.
-Jocastia is a southpaw, amg!
-Do you need a hug, Marshal Friday?
-Prikka: I don't even have a name! 'im prr kha. Urika: Well now yaer just drunk.
 
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