More Like Servitors of Lolthar, Amirite?

M, FOR SHAME! How could you leave this classy little number out?

I've been getting better about remembering to grab blackmail screenshots :^)

Uh, dude...dude, I think you need to pull the str--okay, then.

Poor Zibby will never hear his true name again.

We were rolling initiative you guys. And yes, really.

Anny you REALLY gotta stop picking up spooky hitchhikers. Or at least not on a flying mount miles above ground.

And finally, the highlight of my April Fool's day, props to one of my channel addons:

Who the fuck is Master Roshi

It Is Time.

this is a whole lot funnier given the current situation 

;)

the more horrible events go, the funnier this gets for me

the firelands; a summary 

legionfall rep, a summary 

i feel like those two are related even though they aren't

;)

we've all been there

he is not wrong

rekt

deer

I AM SUCCESSFUL 

;))

tfw ur brain shits down

worgen

it was all that was left of m

heh

and now, a selection of currently statuses:

its an achievement 

i have this saved as 'looming deer'

BRACE YOURSELVES IT'S GONNA BE A LONG 'UN

and lo...

;)

h o t 

not the meese

rude

for reference, this was during the balloon mini holiday

i have this saved as "poor z"

i hate all of this

shivs and sky like to remind us sometimes that the comms do have the ability for text chat UI

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>.>

hot

horde rp was great

accurate

this is like THE most ominous screenshot

cere and shay can understand 

minks practicing selective healing 

i'm not explaining

;))))

life lessons

"several people are typing"

this is literally my favorite screenshot from this entire 1.5 month period

for context: jo said this to three disguised felguards and i was howling with laughter IRL

HEYOOOOOOO 

Personally I feel like deth wang was really the selling point on WoW for me.

A couple of nerds got too close during Horde RP, so of course I had to take a belfie to commemorate it.

*inserts :fro: discord emoji*

Hard to argue with that logic, really.

This next part is gonna go here because I'm more proud of my shitty, vindictive elf teenager than I should be.

And also this beautiful lil bit when Papatya came by the Keep!

WE'RE BACK FOR ANOTHER MONTH EYOOO

>.>

sage words

y'know, just knocking out some brain surgery real fast. nbd.

THE BEST MOM

s a v a g e

m didn't tell dex that the DK they were rescuing would need...moving...from one armor set to another. and that she'd, y'know, ooze ichor all over.

cere sure would know]

bug report sent on my druid. i just find it amusing okay. broll sucks.

teaching M how to punch gud

y'know. gently.

;)

sky's rocket never showed up and sam got trampled to death by a draenei

This month's is a bit smaller, probably because it's been super srs ICly. Still just as good, though.

plot twist: it's just her normal face

the true post-WoD experience

;)

the best place to be

>.>

only you can prevent fires from burning doomsayer pamphlets

;)))

:)

we've all been there

m's star pupil

completely inconspicuous

aaaand we're off! 

blaze it

poor z

god, lammy

i'm very proud i have ruined the word 'broom' to mean anything other than bromm

probably the single bestworst conspiracy theory regarding m

z learned far too much about wyrmtongues

called the fuck out

z's event health attitude is...questionable...

;)

this was the night M and Izzy got beaten mostly to death by three unarmed felguards and this screenshot really sums up just how well it went for us

this was Z's first attack roll during Z's very first DMing event, for context

the escape from Blood Planet was...very good

jo's manless horsehead profile is a treasure

the saga of the fish 

hello yes we're back

the most accurate summary of BfA

whirps and chains excite me ;)

;)

not inaccurate, really

alten got a soul koozie for winter veil 

in reference to mahogany hall

;)

ahh, yes. your thots. 

hello yes we are back. its gonna be a long, very good update, unlike z's face tentacles

m and jo have a healthy marriage 

;)

N O 

yeah that qiraji prophet fucked us real good. wait...

lammy has finally reached Acceptance 

sonic the fuck hog

i regret typing that

D:

wise words

{triangle} 2k18

DD:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i hate all of you

we don't need that much information, jo

i don't even need to say who this is about, do i

and now we close with a collection of izzy talking about lammy's Dick pics

cause i mean, she does

hello yes we are back. my computer troubles (still ongoing, but maybe closer to being solved) have delayed a lot of these updates. i have about 5k in screenshots on dropbox right now to eventually sort through, too, so eventually (maybe) there might be lolthar updates from months between march and now.

slorp

incredible

spiders that eventually nested in the hearth and ambushed a unit meeting...

servitors dot jpg

speaking of butts...

sensing a theme here...

izzy's work with the PENIS shouldn't be overlooked

;)

;)))))

demon hunters

i'm not giving the context

that was such a great night

HMMMMM

squiddly diddly assaults aerie peak during the end times(by jo)

i'm so sorry, its been five months

don't underestimate our ability to miss

the saga of the ass

"okay" can be... relative

brutal

her h-- wait what

forbidden draenei lore

ah yes, my favorite shrine of storms mob, the drowned deepthroater

drustvar.jpg

>:|

"let's put on our friendly faces"

>:)

that's the servitor mood

no one has spoken of this since 

yeah boiiiii

;)

adventures in realizing the obvious 

a 69 on a lockpicking roll...

"surprisingly friendly"

i sure love my [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

hot

are you... sure?

ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR IM SO SORRY

words to live by

;)

incredibly apt, given everything

re: corehounds pooping obsidian 

the bath bomb incident 

yet another entry into my collection of evidence that rian'vys is cursed to roll first on initiative 

when mamua was still haunting the keep and going through people's stuff

shockingly, we didn't have a ton of people at the last lion's share

speling hrd

and now a brief selection from wow classic:

the gang gets confused by druids

they said in haunting unison 

finding out you missed a quest to kill all those basilisks you have already been killing feels just... really great. 

a combo server containing folks from, uhhh, other retail servers is an experience

WE'RE BACK!

gotta give everything a shot, man

as with every preceding year, the snowball fight is intense.

CONSUME

FOOT

its fine.

the real facts of elf reproduction that the government doesn't want you to know

hard frownie

kaldorei are tall so they can eat leaves on the higher branches

snuggler is an excellent way to tell that there's servitors around

that's private

;)

NEED MORE BROMMS