This doesn't deserve its own thread either.

TO THE TUNE OF "JACK SPARROW" by LONELY ISLAND

This is the tale of Anduin Lothar
Knight Champion of Stormwind City
Leading his men, defending Azeroth
Slaughtering orcs and makin' history

After the fall, he vacated Stormwind
Last of the Arathi, he led the second war
He's the Knight of the Realm, the lion of Azeroth
Drove the orcs back, he's a legend of yore

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Okay, then I'm an archmage
Jaina Proudmoore is my name

THEN YOU CAN CALL ME LICH KING
Raisin' death knights is my game

This is the tale of Arthas Menethil
Crown prince of Lordaeron
And Silver Hand Knight
He turned undead
When he picked up Frostmourne
He'll chase down Mal'Ganis
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!